Reese to Papper: Yo Mama!

Just a southern sweetheart, love her!!

just say NO to the
FIRST people !

Ahhh Luv Reese

I mean really............................this is a waste of bandwidth. Must be a slow newsday!

Reese can I do You?

Reese you look Great , but I will never know why you starred in the anti-usa movie rendition (did you need the money that bad).

Someone needs driving lessons. Way to respect other peoples property.

I can't believe it ! That was the Brentwood Country Mart in the background!! I lived in Brentwood a long, long time ago... I am glad it hasn't been torn down. Many happy memories there!! Oh, yeah, Reese is very nice to the "paps."

Good to know the corn cob moved a little down the chute...just in the nick o' time.

My God! You could land a plane on that forehead of hers....

Why not try bangs to soften the blow that's YOUR UNMADE FACE?

I hate this smug beeyotch. She needs to get over herself.

she is very odd looking. I honestly do not c where she is attractive

What a classy lady... what a hard life she leads... My hope is that one of these days - sooner rather than later - someone clicks their fingers in front of Jake's face and he wakes up from his bad dream. I presume that she didn't check for damage on the other car? Thought not. Classy lady.

Reese Witherspoon is an ugly b!tch! Jake, please find another beard!

Reese is a phony, untalented PR wh0re.