Secret Service -- See Jonny Run

Barack Obama better watch his back because the Secret Service doesn't seem to be doing it so well.
Barack, Fairplay
How the hell did Jonny Fairplay, the most hated man in reality TV, get in Barack's face? Look closely at the pic -- we see at least three agents and surely there are several dozen more. What we now know is a little frightening.

The photo was taken yesterday, after an appearance at Short Sugar's BBQ in Danville, Va. Some of the joint's employees tell us Fairplay "jumped out of the woodwork" and into frame, "catching Barack off guard." We're thinkin' the Secret Service was flatfooted too. As long as we're on the subject, aren't they supposed to catch people who "jump out of the woodwork"?

UPDATE: Obama's campaign tells TMZ, "The United States Secret Service agents who protect Senator Obama and Senator McCain are some of the bravest and most capable people you will ever meet."

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1. Who gives a rats ass....

Posted at 12:12PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Bella

2. It's official...losers love Obama!

Posted at 12:08PM on Aug 21st 2008 by John Galt

3. man, this guy needs to "jump back into the woodwork" where's Danny Bonaduce when you need him.

Posted at 12:09PM on Aug 21st 2008 by kebu

4. Here is a quote from Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis:

'There was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the black

community, I am obligated to this community and will utilize

all of my present and future resources to benefit the black

community first and foremost.'



What is Michelle Obama planning to do with her future resources if she's first

lady that will elevate black over white in America ?

Posted at 12:15PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Obama the racist

5. It's official...losers love Obama!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOL SO TRUE

Posted at 12:24PM on Aug 21st 2008 by musicman

6. #4, your quote looks bogus. For one thing there is a conflict between past and present tense, which someone in high school would have caught, much less a graduate level college writer and her professors.

By the way what's wrong with elevating blacks? Elevating blacks does not imply it will be done at the expense of whites, or any other demographic. I believe you're the racist.

Posted at 12:25PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Vince W.

7. WHAT I THINK IS THIS .......THEY COPIED AND PASTED JOHNNY FAIRPLAY INTO THE PICTURE

MAKING EVERYONE THINK , HE WAS THERE , WHEN ACTUALLY HE WASN'T .......

COPIED, PASTE , PHOTOSHOP , AND MUCH MORE , ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE , THESE DAYS .

BECAUSE THE SECRET SERVICE MEN WOULDN'T LET HIM THAT CLOSE TO OBAMA .


....................THE PICTURE IS A HOAX WITH FAIRBANKS IN IT .........................



WHAT A PHONEY PICTURE , NICE TRY , DIDN'T WORK ...................

Posted at 12:48PM on Aug 21st 2008 by JOHNNY PICTURE WAS COPIED PASTED INTO THE ORGINAL PICTURE WITH OBAMA

8. to all who say losers love obama.... what about you..... i guess losers love mccain as well,,, you are are probably racist people and would rather have a old man running this government who seems to be forgetting lots of things lately,,,wow! what a great presidential quality ( forgetful)........lets pray he don't win.

Posted at 1:19PM on Aug 21st 2008 by whatever

9. Ron and Fez noon til 3

Posted at 12:37PM on Aug 21st 2008 by BJ

10. i agree with #7. tmz made a phoney picture because they are a s*it starter.
remember when they said Labrone was looking at a lady's a**? and he was not

Posted at 12:41PM on Aug 21st 2008 by mudpie

11. obama is a o looser for sure.... that man don't know if he is coming or going... and i hope he is GOING.....

i am african american would never vote for the man, can't stand the sight of him.. if he wins the US will be in big trouble. the man dosen't even have a birth certificate... he's muslim and he used rev wright ( blech) for his reglion ruse...

rev wright is a blow hard racist and i would neer attend his so called chruch .. and if obama went there is a just like him...

please God let Mc Cain win .... i'm voting in this election and i am voting MC Cain

Posted at 12:44PM on Aug 21st 2008 by tyreke

12. #6 .. no one should be elevated over anyone else... i am a african american and i am equal to white people... if michelle obama wants to elevate blacks over whites than she is wrong.... i am not voting for her husband and i know have another reason to dislike obama....

obama is a racist and i am sick of looking at his ugly big eared face,,,

Posted at 12:50PM on Aug 21st 2008 by tyreke

13. If this picture is true, then the Secret Service men that are suppose to be protecting him need to be fired. Because if it is this easy to get close to "Next President", then Mr. Obama is going to be killed before the first couple of months in office. Just watch. Sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:55PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Sean

14. #7.................OMIT ..........NOT FAIRBANK , I MEANT FAIRPLAY .........

WHO THE HELL IS HE ANYWAYS ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SOME DUMBA$$ OFF THE STREET .

PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET THERE 15 MINUTES OF FAME , NO

MATTER WHO THEY'RE , CELEBRITIES , POLICITANS , ETCCCCCCCCC.

IT'S CALLED FREE PUBLICITY ....................

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE OR SEE , EVERYTHING YOU READ OR ON TV .........

THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IS TRUTHFUL , BUT

WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT , THE OPPOSITE .

THAT APPLIES TO OBAMA AND MCCAIN OR ANY POLICTIANS ,

NEWS REPORTER , EVEN THOSE ON CNBC , FOX NEWS , ABC , CBS,

NBC , CNN , STOCKBROKERS , POLICE , ETCCCCCCCC ...........NONE OF THEM ARE TRUTHFUL .

Posted at 12:56PM on Aug 21st 2008 by OMIT FAIRBANK , I MEANT FAIRPLAY

15. Photoshopped.....I'm a true conservative, but you couldn't pay me enough to vote for McCain. He is a NeoCon, just another Bush, God help us all. These guys are truly scary. Bush has shredded and disgraced the US Constitution, and still believes that he has the right to do so. The most ignorant act one could possibly commit this November is voting for a candidate with an "R" next to their name. Obama 2008, or there is no hope for us...it will be too late.

Posted at 12:56PM on Aug 21st 2008 by Truth

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