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Fly for a White Guy

8/27/2008 2:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

For all you aspiring white rappers, we here at TMZ have created a simple 13 step program for turning gangsta and gaining some street cred. And thanks to all the current posers out there, we've got the pictures to illustrate.
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1.

sunniski    

nasty

2186 days ago
2.

UnEEkHer    

Boy, there is no way I could be involved with someone with grillz. I'd always be looking at them thinking, "Now wtf were YOU thinking?!"

2186 days ago
3.

Kay    

Made me think of Richard "Jaws" Kiel.

2186 days ago
4.

LA CABBALLOTA IVY QEEN    

Hey this looks cool. I have a pair like these too, except there made of cubic zirconium

2186 days ago
5.

TMZ IS RELEASE THERAPY FOR RACIST    

WHITE RAP IS CRAP!!

2186 days ago
6.

TeamKate    

Nasty grills! I hear they make your breathe stink bad too! So unattractive and makes you look like a fool. LOL what am i saying? All rappers are fools!

2186 days ago
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FATASS KIM IS A RACIST    

tmz is constantly running crap about someone or something being racist yet here they go being total RACIST!!!!

TMZ IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF RACIST TWO FACE IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2186 days ago
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Braindamaged2too    

STUPID has a snaeky way of claiming more victims each day. That contraption on that Wanna-Be's front teeth is really a "Dingle-Berry" collector! That way the next time Wanna-Be buries his schnozz in between his buddy's hairy backside they can have "dingle-berries" to snack on while watching re-runs of Danny Terio's "Dance Fever!"

2186 days ago
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m    

kathy griffin had the best quote on this subject. she said that when she worked on eminem's video, dr. dre and snoop were there and they spoke like regular guys. she said eminem was the only one talking "ghetto." w
when you are trying to be something you usually overboard. black people don't have to "act" black, you just are. from lil wayne and his southern gangsta style, to obama and his harvard educated speeches. one is no more than the other, they are just being who they are.

2186 days ago
10.

rowilli    

white boys cant jump or rap? well... let's review shall we? the very first number one rap hit was "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice (yep.. he's white for those of you living in the shadows).

some of the biggest rap hits and a rapper that at his prime was bigger than Elvis in his prime, none other than Eminem (guess what.. he's white too).

clearly the norm is NOT for white guys to do rap (because most have no rhythm) ... but you have to give credit where credit is due.

besides... all the brothers are busy snapping up all the white women. prime example... Ice T (wait... is he even black anyways?) with Coco

2186 days ago
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m    

@rowilli

the only reason vanilla ice and eminem sold so records is because white parents don't mind letting their white teenagers (who spend the most on music) buy music by white artists, not because they are any good. just like it was with elvis.

2186 days ago
12.

THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    



Love it and am jealous , but some of them gems have major inclusions .

2186 days ago
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Braindamaged2too    

Can he get Digital TV reception on those? Can't do any serious carpet munching with the little lady........can ya? After eating an ear of corn do you have to use a pressure washer to clean'em? During lightning storms do all your friends refuse to stand by you? When you showed your parents your latest "fashion staement" did it just reinforce their fears you really did do way too many drugs as a teenager? I bet all the other "Gangsta" friends of yours told you how cool it looks and behind your back called you a sh*thead! In ten years go buy a dictionary and look up the definition for douche bag and I'll bet your picture will be right there. And I'll bet at work they moved you from the fry-o-lator and the big mac assembly line outside to washing out the garbage cans. If you paid more than $49.99 for that "enhancement" then I have some prime beachfront property waiting to sell you in Afghanistan. Worst of all.........after eighteen months that crap rusts.

2186 days ago

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