Fly for a White Guy

1. nasty

Posted at 1:10PM on Aug 27th 2008 by onthefly

2. Boy, there is no way I could be involved with someone with grillz. I'd always be looking at them thinking, "Now wtf were YOU thinking?!"

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 27th 2008 by UnEEkHer

3. Made me think of Richard "Jaws" Kiel.

Posted at 1:17PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Kay

4. Hey this looks cool. I have a pair like these too, except there made of cubic zirconium

Posted at 1:34PM on Aug 27th 2008 by LA CABALLOTA IVY QUEEN

5. WHITE RAP IS CRAP!!

Posted at 2:14PM on Aug 27th 2008 by robert blake

6. Nasty grills! I hear they make your breathe stink bad too! So unattractive and makes you look like a fool. LOL what am i saying? All rappers are fools!

Posted at 2:16PM on Aug 27th 2008 by NoWay

7. tmz is constantly running crap about someone or something being racist yet here they go being total RACIST!!!!

TMZ IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF RACIST TWO FACE IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 27th 2008 by sick of tmz racism!!!!

8. STUPID has a snaeky way of claiming more victims each day. That contraption on that Wanna-Be's front teeth is really a "Dingle-Berry" collector! That way the next time Wanna-Be buries his schnozz in between his buddy's hairy backside they can have "dingle-berries" to snack on while watching re-runs of Danny Terio's "Dance Fever!"

Posted at 3:52PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Braindamaged2too

9. kathy griffin had the best quote on this subject. she said that when she worked on eminem's video, dr. dre and snoop were there and they spoke like regular guys. she said eminem was the only one talking "ghetto." w
when you are trying to be something you usually overboard. black people don't have to "act" black, you just are. from lil wayne and his southern gangsta style, to obama and his harvard educated speeches. one is no more than the other, they are just being who they are.

Posted at 5:13PM on Aug 27th 2008 by michelle

10. white boys cant jump or rap? well... let's review shall we? the very first number one rap hit was "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice (yep.. he's white for those of you living in the shadows).

some of the biggest rap hits and a rapper that at his prime was bigger than Elvis in his prime, none other than Eminem (guess what.. he's white too).

clearly the norm is NOT for white guys to do rap (because most have no rhythm) ... but you have to give credit where credit is due.

besides... all the brothers are busy snapping up all the white women. prime example... Ice T (wait... is he even black anyways?) with Coco

Posted at 5:19PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Rowilli

11. @rowilli

the only reason vanilla ice and eminem sold so records is because white parents don't mind letting their white teenagers (who spend the most on music) buy music by white artists, not because they are any good. just like it was with elvis.

Posted at 5:25PM on Aug 27th 2008 by michelle

12.

Love it and am jealous , but some of them gems have major inclusions .

Posted at 6:44PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Upside Down Girl

13. Can he get Digital TV reception on those? Can't do any serious carpet munching with the little lady........can ya? After eating an ear of corn do you have to use a pressure washer to clean'em? During lightning storms do all your friends refuse to stand by you? When you showed your parents your latest "fashion staement" did it just reinforce their fears you really did do way too many drugs as a teenager? I bet all the other "Gangsta" friends of yours told you how cool it looks and behind your back called you a sh*thead! In ten years go buy a dictionary and look up the definition for douche bag and I'll bet your picture will be right there. And I'll bet at work they moved you from the fry-o-lator and the big mac assembly line outside to washing out the garbage cans. If you paid more than $49.99 for that "enhancement" then I have some prime beachfront property waiting to sell you in Afghanistan. Worst of all.........after eighteen months that crap rusts.

Posted at 10:37PM on Aug 27th 2008 by Braindamaged2too