Hugh Hefner -- So So Def!

1. Everyone knows the only reason these WHORES date him and other old fossils are because these playmates are greedy gold digging SLUTS! If Hef were to suddenly become an unknown and to lose all of his money these skanks would disappear!! Why everyone plays like these pathetic wanna be relationships are anything but a tacky embarrassment is beyond me! The sooner these worthless WHORES and Hef disappears the better!! And that goes for the other embarrassing old farts in Hollywood and on Wall Street who buy the services of these types of WHORES!!

Posted at 6:12PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Fran

2.
if you no longer have it in the hips,

you must perform between the lips;

Posted at 6:12PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by jeffrey dahmer

3. Did you say he brought five skeezers or that he bought five skeezers?! LMAO!!

Posted at 6:15PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by LMAO

4. This is one old guy that is gonna hate dying..but eventually he must seperate himself from all the earthly flesh..hehehehe.

Posted at 6:19PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Glisten Garbor

5. Holly likes raisin penis

Posted at 6:23PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by HaHa

6. Holly's outfit is disgusting. She looks like she is trying to be 18 years old. Isn't she in her 30's?? I know Hef's money can buy her a better outfit, which looks more flattering... I like the other ones better (Kendra and Briggette'sp.)...

Posted at 6:27PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Judith

7. warp it up anyway you want...it's THE OLDEST PROFESSION...hef...his crew...and all of us know it !!!

Posted at 6:45PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by northern gyspy

8. VIAGRA = def?

Posted at 6:54PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by john

9. AFTER 7 YEARS TOGETHER AND HE IS ACTUALLY STILL MARRIED WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES SHE THINK WILL EVER EVER EVER COME OF THIS? HONEY BUNNY IF HE WANTED TO BE YOUR HUSBAND HE WOULD BE!

Posted at 7:04PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by JJ

10. This truly the saddest thing you ever see. A 29 year old woman with a 83 year old man. I guess Anna Nicole Smith wasn't as stupid as we thought. Baby, it's about the money and only the money!!!

Posted at 7:36PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Lenn K.

11. Did Holly dress for a night on the town or a night on the street?

Posted at 8:19PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

12. I never cared for Playboy even in my youth,
All the models are grossly overrexposed overrated carbon copy blonde BORING cutouts.

Posted at 8:43PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Blondes are Boring Overrated Carbon Copy Cutouts

13. It is so true that the only reason these women hang around Hef is because he hands out money right and left. By the way you don't need to hear the women.

Posted at 8:56PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by THomas

14. don't listen to these bitches, holly. you're just an easy target. you look smokin as usual and i beleive you love hef because he;s an icon- a self-made man that started something never done like its kind. hef is a legend and will right ly go down in history as such.

Posted at 10:32PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by ***hollyrocksandheffisalegend****

15. Okay... I hate to admit this... but I LOVE LOVE LOVE this show! I consider myself a very conservative person (personally NOT politically) and so this show should repel me... but it doesn't... this show is my guilty pleasure while I run on my treadmill. I have bought THREE seasons of the DVD (much to my husband's horror and shock), and honestly, if they stop making these shows after season five I will be so, so disappointed. It is just so much fun to watch them dress up, go places, and laugh a lot. Oh.. by the way... where were Bridgett and Kendra in this vid? Again... DEAR GIRLS NEXT DOOR AND MR. HEFNER... PLEASE CONTINUE TO MAKE THIS SHOW!!! thank you. Oh... one more thing... dear TMZ... how come you never have any video of Hef's wife... doesn't she eat at the Ivy.. get her nails done... go shopping... seriously... that would be so interesting!!!

Posted at 11:15PM on Sep 3rd 2008 by Michelle Nelson