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Ass Man Sticks Nose Where It Shouldn't Be

9/8/2008 6:54 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A Florida man has filed criminal charges against his girlfriend for allegedly breaking his nose after a fight over Kim Kardashian and porn. Sounds reasonable.

The dude was sitting at home, minding his own business and watching his favorite show, "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." Normally, that would trigger a 5150 hold, but in this case police responded because his girlfriend got so jealous over his infatuation with KK and pornography, she threw a vase which hit him right in the schnoz, breaking it.

According to the police report, the chick was highly intoxicated (which probably helps her get through the show each week), but she claims it was only an accident.

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john wayne gacy    


seeing DISCARDashian on a WIDE screen

would drive anybody towards violently drinking.....

2134 days ago
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jockflip    

That couple sure deserve each other. And all this is about KK? Hardly worth it.

2134 days ago
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Scott Brown    

I beat chu, cause- I luvs you.

2134 days ago
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Reta    

He got his ass beat for beating off over a beat up giant ass....what a colossal ass...all three of them are!!!

2134 days ago
5.

FlBiker    

Can't a guy just watch his favorite show and rub one out?

2134 days ago
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VoteRep    

If i were a man, I wouldn't want a woman that had to spend 2 hours on her cake face and shaving her stache everyday amongst other things.

2134 days ago
7.

rj    

If he thinks Kim Kardasian is hot - he sits on his taste buds! EWWWWW!

2134 days ago
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Daneen    

Wow they deserve a reality show of their own!

2134 days ago
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steelrizzy    

lmao... who cares if this guy likes KK... she dates reggie bush... i could see if homie was all over a chick in real life... if he ever tried to go up to her he would be pepper strayed... ladies let your man have a little fantasy

2134 days ago
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FLAKEY WHITE STUFF    

A great girlfriend would use his lust for KK as fantasy material for the bedroom...but instead, like most women - she is too insecure and has no idea what men want.

2134 days ago
11.

OCD    



Fixated over Kim Kardashian? Wow, I'd let him have her, or her have him. Whatever. Anyone who is going to be fixated over any celebrity is going to get themselves kicked to the curb by me because they obviously don't have functioning brain matter.

No point in breaking their nose before you kick them to the curb, though.

2134 days ago
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YouAllJustSeemJealous    

tmz...this is quite a stretch to call celebrity news don't you think?

2133 days ago
13.

Doods    

....and so we understand why your handle is SWM42.... next year it will be 43

2133 days ago
14.

angel46    

Kim is a beauty, no doubt. Men always love to look at a sexy lady, and she IS that!

2133 days ago
15.

captain obvious    

I wonder if his nose swelled up as big as her a$$

2132 days ago

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