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Ass Man Sticks Nose Where It Shouldn't Be

Posted Sep 8th 2008 5:54PM by TMZ Staff

A Florida man has filed criminal charges against his girlfriend for allegedly breaking his nose after a fight over Kim Kardashian and porn. Sounds reasonable.

The dude was sitting at home, minding his own business and watching his favorite show, "Keeping Up with the Kardashians." Normally, that would trigger a 5150 hold, but in this case police responded because his girlfriend got so jealous over his infatuation with KK and pornography, she threw a vase which hit him right in the schnoz, breaking it.

According to the police report, the chick was highly intoxicated (which probably helps her get through the show each week), but she claims it was only an accident.

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1.
seeing DISCARDashian on a WIDE screen

would drive anybody towards violently drinking.....

Posted at 6:45PM on Sep 8th 2008 by jeffrey dahmer

2. That couple sure deserve each other. And all this is about KK? Hardly worth it.

Posted at 7:55PM on Sep 8th 2008 by jockflip

3. I beat chu, cause- I luvs you.

Posted at 9:13PM on Sep 8th 2008 by FoRealz

4. He got his ass beat for beating off over a beat up giant ass....what a colossal ass...all three of them are!!!

Posted at 10:46PM on Sep 8th 2008 by Reta

5. Can't a guy just watch his favorite show and rub one out?

Posted at 11:48PM on Sep 8th 2008 by FlBiker

6. If i were a man, I wouldn't want a woman that had to spend 2 hours on her cake face and shaving her stache everyday amongst other things.

Posted at 12:45AM on Sep 9th 2008 by NoKardasIsWorthASmash

7. If he thinks Kim Kardasian is hot - he sits on his taste buds! EWWWWW!

Posted at 1:14AM on Sep 9th 2008 by rj

8. Wow they deserve a reality show of their own!

Posted at 3:40AM on Sep 9th 2008 by Neenerrrrrr

9. lmao... who cares if this guy likes KK... she dates reggie bush... i could see if homie was all over a chick in real life... if he ever tried to go up to her he would be pepper strayed... ladies let your man have a little fantasy

Posted at 3:47AM on Sep 9th 2008 by mr miller

10. A great girlfriend would use his lust for KK as fantasy material for the bedroom...but instead, like most women - she is too insecure and has no idea what men want.

Posted at 12:20PM on Sep 9th 2008 by SWM42

11.

Fixated over Kim Kardashian? Wow, I'd let him have her, or her have him. Whatever. Anyone who is going to be fixated over any celebrity is going to get themselves kicked to the curb by me because they obviously don't have functioning brain matter.

No point in breaking their nose before you kick them to the curb, though.

Posted at 9:58AM on Sep 9th 2008 by OCD

12. tmz...this is quite a stretch to call celebrity news don't you think?

Posted at 11:22AM on Sep 9th 2008 by PandaMan

13. ....and so we understand why your handle is SWM42.... next year it will be 43

Posted at 12:54PM on Sep 9th 2008 by nukes

14. Kim is a beauty, no doubt. Men always love to look at a sexy lady, and she IS that!

Posted at 1:26PM on Sep 9th 2008 by everclear

15. I wonder if his nose swelled up as big as her a$$

Posted at 5:18AM on Sep 11th 2008 by captain obvious