Dancer in Denial Over Da Booty

9/9/2008 7:20 PM PDT
"Dancing with the Stars" finally has its first blind dancer -- Edyta Sliwinska.

O.K. so she's not what doctors would call "optically impaired," but Edyta is the first person who doesn't think Kim Kardashian has a gargantuan backside. May we present Exhibit A.