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Eddie Haskell: 'Memba Him?!

9/10/2008 1:56 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ken Osmond is famous for playing Eddie Haskell on the classic '50s TV series "Leave it to Beaver." Guess what he looks like now!
Eddie Haskell


Hungry Bloodshot Eyes


Remember that '80s song "Hungry Eyes"? The guy who recorded it was busted in an epic DUI.
Eric Carmen: Click to watch
Eric Carmen was popped Tuesday at 7:00 PM in Orange, Ohio after the dude hit a fire hydrant. The first clue he was wasted -- when cops asked him for his ID, he handed them a credit card. Cops then found a half-empty bottle of Grey Goose in the front seat.

Carmen, who was also in the Raspberries ('memba "Overnight Sensation"), blew a .23, nearly three times the legal limit.

We got the dashcam video and it's definitely worth a look at.

It's his second DUI.

Balthazar's Wife -- File Your Own Damn Divorce


Sources tell TMZ Balthazar Getty's wife won't be the one filing for divorce.

We're told Rosetta Millington will not pull the trigger on the marriage and the reasons are, to say the least, interesting. Rosetta is not exactly rolling in cash, nor is Balthazar for that matter. The philandering Getty is getting zilch from the family fortune. He is, however, pulling in a fair amount of money from "Brothers and Sisters."

We're told Rosetta doesn't want to declare the marriage over, which would allow him to separate future earnings from her. She's the one raising their four kids and she feels she's more financially secure if she doesn't file for divorce.

And there's one more big thing. We're told the Getty family is so appalled at Balthazar's affair with Sienna Miller, they are supporting her -- in more ways than one. So why rock the boat?

Reassembled Britney


Britney SpearsThe Britney Spears Comeback Tour rages on as the conservatorship wonder continues to shock and awe -- kinda sorta.

And her weave is finally starting to look as healthy as she does.


SJP -- Snatched in the City?!


Sarah Jessica Parker was last seen yesterday afternoon, evading paparazzi by jumping into a random VW Bug on the streets of NY.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Click to watch
Anyone with information about her whereabouts, please contact TMZ -- so we can send another camera!

Matt Damon: Palin's No Wall-E


To Matt Damon, having Alaskan GILF Sarah Palin as VP would be like having another "Underdog" -- aka, a "really bad Disney movie."



There's only one problem with that theory: Underage pregnancy would never fly at the Mouse House.


Warren G Regulates in Elevator Breakdown


Getting stuck in an elevator with a bunch of half-naked skanks doesn't sound bad in theory -- until they start freaking out.
Warren G: Click to watch
Warren G, his entourage and a group of club rats were trapped in an elevator at the Mirage in Las Vegas for just over an hour early Saturday morning. The ladies were shrill, but G played it cool, talking on the emergency phone the entire time.

And how's this for a strange coincidence -- Carey Hart was locked down in an elevator, at the same time, at the Hard Rock in San Diego. Looks like nobody was livin' it up when they're going down.

The Great Cougar Hunt Lawsuit -- MUST READ!!!!


This is the greatest lawsuit we've seen all month -- maybe all year -- and it's all over three chicks who are pissed at being branded "cougars" on national television.

Let's start with the important information. For those unfamiliar with the term "cougar," it's defined as "a sexually cunning 35+ female who is on the hunt for a much younger energetic male," at least according to the lawsuit.

Now onto the controversy: Three women are furious after they went to a club called Chapter 8 in Agoura Hills -- SoCal -- back in 2007 and wound up being featured on a G4 program called "Attack of the Show" -- in a segment called "The Great Cougar Hunt."

According to the suit, the ladies were portrayed as "older women who were attempting to pick up younger men at Chapter Eight, which was described (on the show) as a 'world famous cougar hot spot.' The segment describes cougars as the easiest and most ravenous prey for younger men."

The cougars three respectable ladies claim they were filmed without giving consent, and swear they "were not attempting to meet or 'hunt' younger men, or any men for that matter, on the day the video segment was made."

They also thought it was important to put this line in the lawsuit: "In fact, Plaintiffs do not date younger men at all."

The threesome claims the show was so "highly outrageous and offensive," that they're suing G4 and the two hosts of the show for more than $1,000,000!!!!!

FYI -- nowhere in the lawsuit do the ladies ever mention how old they are -- information that could be vital to the outcome of this highly important, extremely monumental legal battle. Calls to G4 were not returned.

The moral of the story: You mess with the cougar ... you get the claws!

Cougar Hunt: Click to view!

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1.

Cathy    

Missy Gold is a psychiatrist or something. That is fine with me, she was annoying, and I don't have to see her try to act anymore.

2143 days ago
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Curt    

McCain and Palin are not hollow-wood wanna be's like Hussein. They are politicians that govern. Hollow-wood types should shut their traps lest they lose face as legitimate actors. Live your out- of -touch lives and shut up. We , the everyday people, can't relate to your oppulence.

2143 days ago
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Brent    

What is 'Memba supposed to mean? Remember, TMZ, we don't all speak ghetto.

2143 days ago
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EddieO    

Sounds like our cougars are ashamed of wearing their badge of courage. It also seems that since they didn't find the younger men that night that they opted to go for cash instead. If they win the suit, it will be some great bait to use for these prowling feline fems.

2143 days ago
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EddieO    

Looks like our cougar girls are pissed that they couldn't catch any prey that night. So, sue the deep pokets, Bitches.

2143 days ago
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MacDaddy    

My Daughter is dating Eddie Haskell who is about to have real bad KNEES !

2143 days ago
7.

a    

Hollywood people make huge amounts of money for the little time they spend doing it. Teachers spend way more time working and get paid little. Cops put their life on the line everyday. Did the hollywood people go to Medical or Law School to be giving everyone their opinions? Did they even go to college?

2143 days ago
8.

Always amused    

You folks called celebrates, w/daily exposure to the media, just go vote in November and shut your S**t filled mouth!!! All you really do is tell "WE THE PEOPLE" never go see or hear anything you do ever again

Sincerely
WE THE PEOPLE

2143 days ago
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Oren    

Interesting that while the wingnuts keep telling us how soldiers are risking their lives for Freedom, when a citizen actually tries to EXERCISE that freedom they are called "unpatriotic," or some other equally meaningless name. It's like children on the playground calling each other "Ugly" or "Fatty," and it's equally stupid. Last time I checked, many celebrities are citizens, which I thought, perhaps naively, gave them the right to have and state their opinions. You don't agree? That's YOUR right. Somebody might have died for your right to disagree. And while we're all here, can I suggest that your hate-filled, ignorant, foaming-at-the-mouth rants might have more resonance with reasonable people if you could learn to spell simple words like "opulence" and "celebrities?"

2143 days ago
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John McCain    

TMZ, is junk I hate that it is put between the two Simpson shows. its lame, get a life folks, im ashamed of the FOX network, wake up!!!!

2143 days ago
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Roy    

What is this "Memba"?? Where did the originate?

2143 days ago
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Roy    

What is this "Memba"?? Where did it originate?

2143 days ago
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certainly not like him    

WHY REPORTER HAVE TO BE SO DAMM STUPID ...WHY ASK ACTORS ABOUT POLITICS??? THEY DON'T KNOW A DAMM ABOUT IT UNLESS THEY'RE INVOLVE IN THE REAL WORLD, LIKE US "THE NORMAL PEOPLE" THEY JUST LIVE IN THE 10.000 DOLLAR MANSIONS AND SHOPPING AND CARS, AND THE NANNIES ARE WITH THEIR KIDS. THEY DONT KNOW NOTHING OR NOBODY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIVING IN A REL WORLD.

2143 days ago
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rfr4999    

"Memba" is simply a slang way of saying remember. Someone earlier stated that we all do not speak ghetto. Apparently I am ghetto to some extent since I immediately recognized the term. Even if I didn't ,I guess that my ghettoness didn't prevent me from using context clues. I am glad to share this with Roy since he asked in a tactful manner.

2143 days ago
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rfr4999    

Eddie Haskell was just too cool,especially when he called Wally "Sam".

2143 days ago
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