1. VOTE McCAIN...... OSAMA... I MEAN OBAMA IS UNAMERICAN........... SUPPORT OUR TROOPS !!!!!!!

Posted at 9:21AM on Sep 15th 2008 by OBAMAS A JOKE

2. give the guy his space he's with family.

Posted at 9:26AM on Sep 15th 2008 by artie help

3. JERK!!

Posted at 9:34AM on Sep 15th 2008 by Studdly Hungwell

4. give the guy a break he just got done running a marathon get a real job you paparazzi losers

Posted at 9:37AM on Sep 15th 2008 by justin

5. He's still kind of a jerk...he should be grateful to get some press attention considering how awful most of his movies have been. He'd be totally off the map if it weren't for that hot wife and baby...

Posted at 9:42AM on Sep 15th 2008 by Sono

6.

Paps are supposed to take pictures, not get in someone's face for an "interview". Idiots.

Posted at 9:45AM on Sep 15th 2008 by OCD

7. If you're a minority and you're selected for a job
Over more qualified candidates you're a "token hire."
If you're a conservative and you're selected for a
Job over more qualified candidates you're a "game
Changer."

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis of morals" in America.
White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."

If you grow up in Hawaii you're "suspiciously exotic."
Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you're the quintessential "American story."

Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you're "unpatriotic."
Name your kid Track, you're "colorful."

If you're a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you're "reckless."
A Republican who doesn't fully vet is a "maverick."

If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your
Organization from a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from
$70,000 to $400,000, then become the first black President
Of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive
That registers 150,000 new African American voters, spend 12
Years as a Constitutional Law professor, then spend nearly 8
More years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, becoming chairman of the state
Senate's Health and Human Services committee, then spend

Nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
State of nearly 13 million people, sponsoring 131 bills and
Serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works
And Veteran's Affairs committees, you are woefully inexperienced.

If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the
Mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20
Months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then
You've got the most executive experience of anyone on
Either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska
Military and are well qualified to lead the nation should
You be called upon to do so because your state is the
Closest state to Russia.

If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with
Millions of people you are an "arrogant celebrity".
If you are a popular Republican female candidate you are
"energizing the base".


If you are a younger male candidate who thinks for himself
And makes his own decisions you are "presumptuous" - "upity".


If you are an older male candidate who makes last minute
Decisions you refuse to explain, you are a "shoot from
The hip maverick."

If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are
"an elitist-out of touch" with the real America.


If you are a legacy (dad and granddad were admirals)
Graduate of Annapolis, with multiple disciplinary infractions
You are a hero.

If you manage a multi-million dollar nationwide campaign,
You are an "empty suit."



If you are a part time mayor of a town of 7000 people, you
Are an "experienced executive."



If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are
"extremist."


If you believe in creationism and that global warming is ordained by God

And not caused by man, you are "strongly principled."

If you cheated on your disfigured, ill first wife with a rich heiress,

And then left her to marry this heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

If you have been married for 19 years to the same woman with whom
You are raising two beautiful daughters, you're "risky."


If you're a black single mother of 4 who waits for 22
Hours after her water breaks to seek medical attention,
You're an irresponsible parent, endangering the life of
Your unborn child.



But if you're a white married mother who waits 22
Hours, you're spunky.



If you're a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton with excellent grades

And getting ready to go to Stanford, the right-wing
Press calls you "First dog."


If you're a 17-year old pregnant unwed daughter of a
Republican, the right-wing press calls you
"beautiful" and "courageous."

If you kill an endangered species and pose for pictures with

Your foot on its neck, you're an excellent hunter.


If you have an abortion you're not a Christian, you're a
Murderer (forget about if it happen while being date raped.)

If you teach "abstinence only" in sex education, you get teen parents.


If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
Including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding
The moral fiber of society.


AND FINALLY.....



Quiz question for the RNC, specifically those on the Religious Right.
Who is one of the most revered, and famous community organizers in history?

JESUS CHRIST.

Posted at 9:51AM on Sep 15th 2008 by Republican for Obama

8. "Dude, Have you seen my Bong?"

Posted at 10:09AM on Sep 15th 2008 by Yeddy Bo

9. Geez give him a break! Leave McHotaughey alone!

Posted at 10:16AM on Sep 15th 2008 by Kelli

10. Hey, The guy is pissed because his beloved texASS did'nt play this weekend. Whats a guy to do?
He hasn't had any football. Don't worry MaC you can watch the SOONERS whoop up on the playing field all you want.


GO OU!!!

Posted at 10:20AM on Sep 15th 2008 by omofmom

11. Hes a fake tough guy and a poser surfer that bought his way into a "surfer" lifestyle
Take away his dough and a model from Brazil wouldnt even pee on him.

Posted at 11:24AM on Sep 15th 2008 by holdthecheese

12. I guess all the running killed his high.

Posted at 11:32AM on Sep 15th 2008 by oh snap

13. ok...didn't jennifer lopez run the same marathon ?...no drama with the paps...right ?...((( earth to M.M. ))) you need to get over yourself !!!

Posted at 12:42PM on Sep 15th 2008 by northern gyspy

14. So some dude comes up on your wife & child and you do what? Most men are going to do the same thing and tell them to step back. Mathew had every right to get in the guys face.

Posted at 12:51PM on Sep 15th 2008 by GO BEVO!

15. When are the Pap-Stalker laws going into effect? I don't see why someone with a DSLR and a telephoto lens is so close to their target that they are within striking distance. I think the media should be held to the same standards as everyone else - if you are in someone's way, get out of it!

Posted at 12:53PM on Sep 15th 2008 by Joey