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9/16/2008 7:11 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Sarah Palin -- Fake Baked Alaska

She may have ditched the private plane and the personal chef, but Sarah Palin did get her own tanning bed for the Guv's mansion ... for that year-round orange glow.

But, as the Narco News reports, Palin paid for the fake bakery herself, and bought it used from a health club. Similar models -- new -- can cost up to $35K to install in a home, not including parts, said a tanning salon manager.

We knew Palin and Britney had something in common. And need it be pointed out that John McCain has had skin cancers removed twice?

Megan Fox Once Loved a Russian Stripper


That's all we had to say. We know.

But there's more: Brian Austin Green's betrothed tells GQ about her love affair with Nikita, a Russian ecdysiast who would do "beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads" and with whom she was "in love." But lest the hetero men of the world despair, Fox says she's "not a lesbian."

But then there's this: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands." She said mountain ox.

Cindy McCain Slams "View" Vultures


Talk about biting the hand that feeds your publicity machine.

Cindy McCain was not pleased about getting grilled by the yentas of "The View" the other day, and, as ABC News notes, vented to a GOP crowd over the weekend: "They picked our bones clean," said Mrs. Mac of her Friday appearance, referring to various jabs Joy, Babwa, and Whoopi took at her husband.

She called the "View" bunch "not what the American people ... are believing."

Party Favors: Dept. of Celeb Crushes: Slick Willie and Melo ... Timbaland Gets Winey


So Carmelo Anthony is eating at Nobu with Steve Rifkind and James Cruz of SRC when who should come up to him? None other than Bill Clinton, who gushed about 'Melo's gold medal. We're told Bubba was celebrating Chelsea's 30th. ... Over the weekend, Timbaland went deep – into the wine cellar – at Phillippe Chow Miami with restaurateurs Jeffrey Chodorow and Myles Chefetz.

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Indie:  1245 days ago

Go SARAH!!! Get your tan on girl!!!!

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Seriously?:  1245 days ago

Do we need to remind Obama that Peter Jennings is DEAD from smoking cigarettes? You do know that Obama is a smoker, right? Perhaps that tidbit escaped you in your rush to make out with him.

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Lenn K.:  1245 days ago

Cindy McCain is right, they kissed Obama's ass and Michelle's. We all know that the show is a left wing liberal socialist program. Look Rosie was the host once what more can you say. By the way, who's the running mate for Obama? No one ever talks about him or what he's done or haven't done. Left wing liberal bias and the whole country can see it, from Hollyweird, to the music scene, to mostly all the news networks, print journal, and they complain about FOX News. WOW!! Go Palin!!

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Bandolero:  1245 days ago

Cindy should be glad they didn't ask her about her shaking babies down for percs.

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Golden Gate:  1245 days ago

#4. Michelle Obama should be glad they didn't ask her to read her 'hate whitey' filled college writings.

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CK5150:  1245 days ago

Whoopie's slavery comment is the most ridiculous comment I have heard yet coming from this show. (Note to Whoopie: see Constitutional Amendment 13 please.) That is why I can't stand the show. It is just a group of women expressing their opinions, not based on facts. Why people would want to watch that, I don't know. I have my own opinions, I don't need theirs. What I want from a program are unbiased facts. It is really disturbing to me that someone who is uninformed would turn on that show and automatically believe what they are saying as fact without looking into it themselves.

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Kay:  1245 days ago

John McCain went on The View expecting to rehash his Vietnam war days, and emphasize what a hero he was. Instead, he was expected to answer real questions about what's happening in the world today, and he looked like a fool. If Cindy McCain thinks this is having your "bones picked" they are a perfect pair, and neither belongs anywhere near the White House.

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Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ:  1245 days ago

tmz, please stick to bashing celebs ... politics is wwwwaaaayyyy out of your league .... as is reading and writing

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MacArthur:  1245 days ago

Cindy McCain is an out of touch, prissy, pill-popping, trashy tramp who slept with sleazy John McCain when he was still marrried to his first wife. She should know all about "picking bones clean." Someone asks her tough questions, like how many houses they own and she whines like a little B****

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wonderwhy?:  1245 days ago

Yeah and Cindy don't know how many houses she got -wears 300,000 outfits -- who is outta touch--this whitey is. Go Obama!

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GypsyLaura:  1245 days ago

The view is very opinionated and has changed from being an open debate program.
They should fire everyone and get regular people from around the united states and rotate new people on every month to be a real "view"

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Bandolero:  1245 days ago

Dar, Your right! Tough Questions should be asked of all or none.

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oregon:  1245 days ago

Really nice picture of Cindy McCain you used. You think that kind of High School subliminal makes us think negatively about the subject? Yeah, that makes me want Obama. Whoopie's slave comment was unbelieveable, and those women were rude. Barbab would not look the Senator in the eye even once during the interview and her peppering questioning. This is why they have never received an Emmy, they are simply a bunch of bitches unless its a liberal poobah.

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Tom Cruise has landed:  1245 days ago

I probably won't vote for McCain, but these publicity whores, especially that idiot Barbara Walters picked on him and tried to create more issues than needed. The View is not a serious news show. He went on that show and no one expected him to do that. All those miserable women wanted was to see their ugly mugs on the nightly news. They suck. It should have been a lighthearted interview, but Barbara Walters wants attention.

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Bandolero:  1245 days ago

Forget tanning booths and cat fights peeps. OUR ECONOMY IS IN THE CRAPPER ! Its all a distraction. We are being screwed with no lube.

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