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Sarah Palin

Fake Baked Alaska

9/16/2008 7:11 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

She may have ditched the private plane and the personal chef, but Sarah Palin did get her own tanning bed for the Guv's mansion ... for that year-round orange glow.

But, as the Narco News reports, Palin paid for the fake bakery herself, and bought it used from a health club. Similar models -- new -- can cost up to $35K to install in a home, not including parts, said a tanning salon manager.

We knew Palin and Britney had something in common. And need it be pointed out that John McCain has had skin cancers removed twice?

Megan Fox Once Loved a Russian Stripper


That's all we had to say. We know.

But there's more: Brian Austin Green's betrothed tells GQ about her love affair with Nikita, a Russian ecdysiast who would do "beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads" and with whom she was "in love." But lest the hetero men of the world despair, Fox says she's "not a lesbian."

But then there's this: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands." She said mountain ox.

Cindy McCain Slams "View" Vultures


Talk about biting the hand that feeds your publicity machine.

Cindy McCain was not pleased about getting grilled by the yentas of "The View" the other day, and, as ABC News notes, vented to a GOP crowd over the weekend: "They picked our bones clean," said Mrs. Mac of her Friday appearance, referring to various jabs Joy, Babwa, and Whoopi took at her husband.

She called the "View" bunch "not what the American people ... are believing."

Party Favors: Dept. of Celeb Crushes: Slick Willie and Melo ... Timbaland Gets Winey


So Carmelo Anthony is eating at Nobu with Steve Rifkind and James Cruz of SRC when who should come up to him? None other than Bill Clinton, who gushed about 'Melo's gold medal. We're told Bubba was celebrating Chelsea's 30th. ... Over the weekend, Timbaland went deep – into the wine cellar – at Phillippe Chow Miami with restaurateurs Jeffrey Chodorow and Myles Chefetz.

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46.

LOL    

Go steal some more drugs from another sham charity that your wealthy husband setup to keep you entertained Cindy McCain. She is an admitted drug addict, that bankrupted a charity providing medical care, caused a doctor to lose his medical license, just so she could pop a few pills, and escape her sham of a marriage. McCain is a known male chauvinist, just peek around the web, he hates women. My goodness, when he was on the View, it was the first time in my life I've ever seen an old white Republican dude looking like he was in fear of getting lynched, LOL. Nothing makes this man more nervous than strong women, that's why he's married to a pushover trophy wife in Cindy.

2145 days ago
47.

whatever    

I am so sick and tired of the anti-Obama people that continue to whine that the news organizations don't give any information out about Obama. Do you people not know how to do research? Have you ever tried to do this on your own? Goggle the man, how about reading a book. GASP! What a concept!
Get off your lazy American ass and do your own research if you want to learn more about him. You people are too stupid and shouldn't be allowed to vote if you can't learn about someone on your own. Stop waiting to be spoon fed all the time. You aren't in diapers anymore.

2145 days ago
48.

Amazing T!    

McCain/Palin '08- Raping America and then charging us for the rape kits!

2145 days ago
49.

UptownRazorback    

If you're a minority and you're selected for a job
Over more qualified candidates you're a "token hire."
If you're a conservative and you're selected for a
Job over more qualified candidates you're a "game
Changer."

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis of morals" in America.
White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."

If you grow up in Hawaii you're "suspiciously exotic."
Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you're the quintessential "American story."

Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you're "unpatriotic."
Name your kid Track, you're "colorful."

If you're a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the individual you're "reckless."
A Republican who doesn't fully vet is a "maverick."

If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your
Organization from a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from
$70,000 to $400,000, then become the first black President
Of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive
That registers 150,000 new African American voters, spend 12
Years as a Constitutional Law professor, then spend nearly 8
More years as a State Senator representing a district with over 750,000 people, becoming chairman of the state
Senate's Health and Human Services committee, then spend

Nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
State of nearly 13 million people, sponsoring 131 bills and
Serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works
And Veteran's Affairs committees, you are woefully inexperienced.

If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the
Mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20
Months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then
You've got the most executive experience of anyone on
Either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska
Military and are well qualified to lead the nation should
You be called upon to do so because your state is the
Closest state to Russia.

If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with
Millions of people you are an "arrogant celebrity".
If you are a popular Republican female candidate you are
"energizing the base".


If you are a younger male candidate who thinks for himself
And makes his own decisions you are "presumptuous" - "upity".


If you are an older male candidate who makes last minute
Decisions you refuse to explain, you are a "shoot from
The hip maverick."

If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are
"an elitist-out of touch" with the real America.


If you are a legacy (dad and granddad were admirals)
Graduate of Annapolis, with multiple disciplinary infractions
You are a hero.

If you manage a multi-million dollar nationwide campaign,
You are an "empty suit."



If you are a part time mayor of a town of 7000 people, you
Are an "experienced executive."



If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are
"extremist."


If you believe in creationism and that global warming is ordained by God

And not caused by man, you are "strongly principled."

If you cheated on your disfigured, ill first wife with a rich heiress,

And then left her to marry this heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

If you have been married for 19 years to the same woman with whom
You are raising two beautiful daughters, you're "risky."


If you're a black single mother of 4 who waits for 22
Hours after her water breaks to seek medical attention,
You're an irresponsible parent, endangering the life of
Your unborn child.



But if you're a white married mother who waits 22
Hours, you're spunky.



If you're a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton with excellent grades

And getting ready to go to Stanford, the right-wing
Press calls you "First dog."


If you're a 17-year old pregnant unwed daughter of a
Republican, the right-wing press calls you
"beautiful" and "courageous."

If you kill an endangered species and pose for pictures with

Your foot on its neck, you're an excellent hunter.


If you have an abortion you're not a Christian, you're a
Murderer (forget about if it happen while being date raped.)

If you teach "abstinence only" in sex education, you get teen parents.


If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
Including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding
The moral fiber of society.


AND FINALLY.....



Quiz question for the RNC, specifically those on the Religious Right.
Who is one of the most revered, and famous community organizers in history?

JESUS CHRIST.

2145 days ago
50.

Amazing T!    

At least she didn't lie about the tanning bed like she lied about her trips to Iraq

2145 days ago
51.

Amazing T!    

What's the Bush Doctrine?

2145 days ago
52.

UptownRazorback    

She might have bought the bed, but I bet tax payers still paid for the engery used for that thing. What a waste.

OBAMA 08

2145 days ago
53.

concerned citizen    

I think that the women of the view asked very reasonable questions of the McPains. We don't even really know what John McPain's 'platform' is.

The bottom line is, if you want to help change the way this country is moving (either left or right) stop bitching and VOTE!

2145 days ago
54.

Wow    

Republican for Obama - well said! :)

2145 days ago
55.

Mayu    

Woopie, Joy and Bawbwa are freaking morons.

They attack McCain asking if he's going to sell woopie into slavery (Although she's already a slave, to who own STUPIDITY)

yet all they can say to Obama is he's sexy.

Wow, journalism at its best.

McCain didn't come with "off limit" topics... Michelle Obama gave them a LIST. (This isn't debatable, it happened. The only thing they debate is that Hasselback shouldn't have said that publically.)

But why would she have a list of "Don't ask me", when the American public are trying to get to know and trust her husband... what does she have to hide?

You may not like what McCain said, but at least he didn't say there were topics that were off limits.

2145 days ago
56.

michelle    

Why don't you post a more attractive picture of Cindy?

2145 days ago
57.

Mayu    

Hey republican for Obama (Which I highly doubt you are because there is no such thing.)

When the F*ck did the press ever call Palin's "beautiful" and "courageous."??

Are you seriously F*cked in the head? (Oh that's right you're voting Obama, you are.)

The media did nothing but ATTACK her daughter, ATTACK Palin's beliefs... ATTACK Palin being a working mom... tried to say the Down Syndrome baby was HER DAUGHTER'S baby and not her's.

How about this statistic.

If you're a black woman who WANTS welfare, you get it for ANY reason.

if you're a WHITE woman who NEEDS welfare... you have to have doctors look at you, see a phsycologist, bring your medical records and bank records.

If you're ILLEGAL you can get AUTOMATIC welfare.

If you're a legal white citizen, you have to go through a lot of red tape, even if you have no income due to a car accident that caused you to lose your job, and lose all your money because of hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills.

how about liberals wanting to give freebies to those who simply don't want to work

and making those who seriously need help wait and wait and wait?

My dad was dying of cancer and couldn't get social security disability. he was denied 2x.

an inner city woman perfectly capable of working, who has 10 kids from 10 different baby daddies, gets it without question.

You have to be the biggest moron in the world talking statistics out of your ass.

2145 days ago
58.

Amazing T!    


This is what Bill O'Reilly said about 17 year old Bristol Palin: "Millions of families are dealing with teen pregnancy, and as long as society doesn't have to support the mother, father or baby, it is a personal matter. Some Americans will judge Governor Palin and her family, and she will have a hard time running for vice president if there is much more chaos. For the sake of her and her family, we hope things calm down. This country needs a vibrant policy debate, not a soap opera."

This is what he said about 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears: "On the pinhead front, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. The sister of Britney says she is shocked. I bet. Now most teens are pinheads in some ways. But here the blame falls primarily on the parents of the girl, who obviously have little control over her or even over Britney Spears. Look at the way she behaves. And by the way, the mother, Lynne Spears, has reportedly already sold pictures of the upcoming baby of her 16-year-old for a million bucks. Incredible pinhead."

2145 days ago
59.

sparkys nemesis    

Why isn't Michelle O,the faux Jackie K, fair game? She didn't even think it worth her time to attend the 9/11 memorial and got no heat for that!? Cindy, who is NOT running 4 office, did humanitarian work globally, for years. Did Michelle? I don't give a rat's a-- whether Palin has a tanning bed or not. I care about fairness in poitics, something foreign to TMZ.

2145 days ago
60.

tami    

Cindy McCain looks like she spends most of her time trying to make herself look younger.

She reminds me of Linda Hogan.

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