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NYC Strippers Screwed by Sucky Stocks

9/19/2008 12:48 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

So the NYC economy is headed for the crapper, sure -- but who's really suffering? Weep for the strippers.

We're told first-hand by the pole-gymnasts at joints like the Penthouse Executive Club in NYC that biz has come to a grinding halt -- and to add insult to injury, strippers say one-dollar bills have replaced tens and twenties. Oh, the humanity!

Sources tell us traffic at some super-exclusive Manhattan nightspots is down 40-50% since the wheels came off.

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OCD    



I'm working really hard to squeeze out a tear.....but, nope.

2192 days ago
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yeah....and?    

Well........perhaps these 'ladies' could find a real job instead.

Ya, I want to be a whore for my career. I wonder if one gets a 401k with that, paid lunch hours, vacation, or sick time?

2192 days ago
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ME    

THEN FIND YOUR SLUTTY SKANKY ASS ANOTHER JOB DOING SOMETHING DECENT. WHORES.

2192 days ago
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Ooooo Noooo!    

It's so bad that 1,000 shares of Lehman Brothers stock won't even get you a lap dance! Six weeks ago, a thousand shares of Lehman Brothers would have gotten you into the VIP room and you would have left with a "happy ending." And you can;t blame Bush for any of this. There hasn;t been any bush spotted in strip clubs since pasties were worn! It's all smooth, hardwood floors now adays in the clubs (oYo).

2192 days ago
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Cricket    

THESE HO'S SHOULD HAVE PUT SOME OF THE $$$$ THEY MADE FROM THESE LOSER-MEN IN A SAVINGS ACCOUNT INSTEAD OF BUYING NEW BOOBS AND HAIR-WEAVES AND STRIPPER SHOES!! I WOULD NEVER GIVE A CENT TO THESE HO'S WHEN I CAN GO TO ANY BAR AND FIND A GIRL SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH HOTTER AND EVEN GET LAID!!!

2192 days ago
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TMZ Staff    

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2192 days ago
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ANAL DriP    

Yah, It looks easy( I'm like I could do this for $100.00 BILL YO) and you look down @ the table & they are in REALITY shaking their MONEY MAKER for $1.00

2192 days ago
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Claire    

Come and get your "Save the Strippers!" license plates. LOL! I love turning off the real world and comming to TMZ to read stories that don't actually matter. That is not sarcasm! ThanksTMZ!

2192 days ago
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Matt    

Attention all strippers. If you want to tripple your income go to youtube and look up "selma hayek dogma." The stripper routine she does there is sure...and I do mean SURE to get the tens and twenties flowing again. The Aerosmith, AC/DC, and rap anthems standards today frankly don't cut it for most upper-income guys. Pigtails and Candy Girl will!!!!!

2192 days ago
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Matt    

OK TeeTeeBar, I bit and looked up the dogma routine........GOOD GAWD!!!! You are correct sir. Triipling of income would be assured. I never even thought Selma was hot.....until now.

2192 days ago
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Matt    

Hey TeeTeeBar, who sings that Candy Girl? Can't find it on iTunes. Two ladies here need to know.

2192 days ago
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Karen    

Finding it really hard to dredge up any tears for these bimbos.

2192 days ago
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nick cant drive 55    

kool

2192 days ago
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Drew P. Drawers    

Praps the brand new U.S.S.A will "nationalize" strip clubs as well... It's the right thing to do.

2192 days ago
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Andrew Smythe    

Good News. Many of these 'dancers' are nothing but low life losers who 'dance' at the clubs mainly to rip guys off. They lie, cheat, steal, etc., with no sense of decency, honesty or integrity. These dance clubs and the dancers and managers(pimps) should all be shut down due to all of the corruption and problems they cause in the community, in the lives of the dancers, and the total theft of money from men who made it with honest, decent work and careers. These dancers , imo, are nothing but sluts and thieves, who lie to get anything they want out of you..ie...MONEY. Good to hear that the clubs and the dancers/whores who ply their trade at the clubs are now not raking in the dollars as easily as recent times. Yes, men should shun these places all together and spend their cash on real woman, not these lying hookers who work at these clubs, who could care less about you, just want the hundreds or thousands you have to offer. Once they get it from you, it's on to the next sucker to rip him off. Get a REAL JOB girl, and you to, you slimy strip club managers who also rip off the customers, the owners of the clubs, and who turn nice women/girls into lying cheating whores. Get a real Job ladies, and have some self respect, and pray for forgiveness from the Lord for all the men who you lied to, and ripped off.

2191 days ago
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