4. She is a dimit not to see the handwriting on the wall - first she gets a rinkydik looking small engagement ring and now a weird backwoods Canadian wedding.
. This guy is buying her on the cheap.

Posted at 10:57AM on Sep 28th 2008 by Oy veh

5. He probably spermatized her. But this is an odd union and the age ifference is quite telling.
SHE WILL REGRET THIS!!!!

Posted at 11:01AM on Sep 28th 2008 by Barb

6. Um.. Seriously. People think that SCARLETT was the one who married wrong? HELLO!!! Today Show- ScarJo gazing at Natalie Portman like she was going to take her then and there? Scarlett is ODD. I could totally picture her going Britney crazy- shaving her head and the whole bit.
Ryan- next time around- pick a non celeb. One that won't write songs about you, one who isn't on the verge of meltdown.

Posted at 11:18AM on Sep 28th 2008 by cv

7. Is he straight??

Posted at 11:27AM on Sep 28th 2008 by mimi

8. Why isn't "less than a year" given in your poll!?!?! This thing is like 4 or 5 months.

Posted at 11:38AM on Sep 28th 2008 by Robinest

9. She's just hot. He should bang her as often as possible before the oreo cookies take charge and doubles the hip space.
As for him being a tool...........yeah, I agree. Totally.

Posted at 1:41PM on Sep 28th 2008 by iwanttoholdyourbigtits

10. Shes so effin ugly, check out ghost world before the plasic surgery. seriously thought thora birch would have done more movies considering she is a better actress, but the bleach, boobs and lips get the movies. and the dudes, these 2 are idiots, he dates ugly ho's any, dont flatter yourself scarlette, he was engaged to alanis morrisette. anyway, this shiz wont last, you both suck ass..go do some bad movies now. ttfn yall!

Posted at 10:53AM on Oct 2nd 2008 by duh

11. Never understood all the hoopla about her. I think he made a big mistake here. He seems like a decent sort and she is a raging narcissist who is just really, really impressed with her own fine self. Should be interesting.

Posted at 2:03PM on Sep 28th 2008 by Pongo

12. They won't get the Thank You cards out before this thing goes belly up.

Posted at 2:12PM on Sep 28th 2008 by StarrStruck

13. Probably over on the honeymoon night when they both yell "BARACK, BARACK, BARACK" when they orgasm.

Posted at 2:34PM on Sep 28th 2008 by RogerD

14. Hmm, I didnt see that one comin!

#13: ok, that was just weird!

Posted at 3:20PM on Sep 28th 2008 by Bokbagok

15. As long as they reside in Canada and stay out of Hollywood they'll be just fine.

Posted at 3:54PM on Sep 28th 2008 by Zoie's Mom

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