Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson got hitched yesterday.
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsSomeone should tell her that she's scarlett johannson! Why would she marry such a tool?
She is a dimit not to see the handwriting on the wall - first she gets a rinkydik looking small engagement ring and now a weird backwoods Canadian wedding.
. This guy is buying her on the cheap.
He probably spermatized her. But this is an odd union and the age ifference is quite telling.
SHE WILL REGRET THIS!!!!
Um.. Seriously. People think that SCARLETT was the one who married wrong? HELLO!!! Today Show- ScarJo gazing at Natalie Portman like she was going to take her then and there? Scarlett is ODD. I could totally picture her going Britney crazy- shaving her head and the whole bit.
Ryan- next time around- pick a non celeb. One that won't write songs about you, one who isn't on the verge of meltdown.
Why isn't "less than a year" given in your poll!?!?! This thing is like 4 or 5 months.
She's just hot. He should bang her as often as possible before the oreo cookies take charge and doubles the hip space.
As for him being a tool...........yeah, I agree. Totally.
Shes so effin ugly, check out ghost world before the plasic surgery. seriously thought thora birch would have done more movies considering she is a better actress, but the bleach, boobs and lips get the movies. and the dudes, these 2 are idiots, he dates ugly ho's any, dont flatter yourself scarlette, he was engaged to alanis morrisette. anyway, this shiz wont last, you both suck ass..go do some bad movies now. ttfn yall!
Never understood all the hoopla about her. I think he made a big mistake here. He seems like a decent sort and she is a raging narcissist who is just really, really impressed with her own fine self. Should be interesting.
They won't get the Thank You cards out before this thing goes belly up.
Probably over on the honeymoon night when they both yell "BARACK, BARACK, BARACK" when they orgasm.
Hmm, I didnt see that one comin!
#13: ok, that was just weird!
As long as they reside in Canada and stay out of Hollywood they'll be just fine.
















