Claby About an Eighth of a Shiloh

9/30/2008 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Claby About an Eighth of a Shiloh

Well, they sure weren't paying for the whole "I'm Gay" exclusive.

Clay Aiken's baby fetched a -- shocking -- $500K from People mag, reports the New York Post. Another glossy, OK!, was in the running but apparently they felt the story was just ... ok, because they passed on it. "We did bid on the Clay story but thought it was just all right, not phenomenal," says a mag rep. (Shiloh Jolie-Pitt hauled in a reported $4 mil, which went to charity.)

People didn't comment on the Parker pics.

Jimmy and Sarah -- Not Effing After All?

So we spotted Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel holding hands over the weekend, but they're saying that's all they're doing ... for now.

"They remain close friends," a rep tells Usmagazine.com. But there's no romance, according to the rep, and any other suggestion is just f***ing ridiculous. This, though Sarah also just thanked Kimmel, kinda, at the Creative Arts Emmys earlier this month.

The funny pair broke up in July after dating for five years.

Carvey Brings Back Church Lady to Poke Palin

Ever notice how similar Sarah Palin's nasal intonation and lilting speech-rhythm are to that great "SNL" mainstay, Church Lady?

Dana Carvey -- the guy who created Church Lady -- tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal he's bringing her back in his stand-up act because Lady and Palin share a "kind of evangelical vibe." One big difference: "Church Lady doesn't have the hair that you would shake out and take the glasses off."

Wouldn't that be ... special?

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Lenn K.: 1231 days ago

I love that Sarah Palin is in the liberal socialist left-wing Hollywood freaking brain. By the way, Joe Biden is Obama running mate if you haven't forgotten, well most people have. She makes them feel really uneasy, first thing she didn't abort that baby. Secondly, she hunts and fishes and love her husband who's a real man, not some metrosexual nutbag.

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jylmaree: 1231 days ago

Love you Sarah Palin!!!!!!

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Kay: 1231 days ago

Ha! If Palin shakes her head all the stuff the McCain handlers have been cramming in to get ready for Thursday's debate will fly out of every orifice. Looks and charisma are great for models or actors, but not enough to run a country of more than 300 million people.

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ha!: 1231 days ago

THAT SILVERMAN CHICK IS THE "C" WORD. KIMMEL SHOULD GET A CLUE

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Disgusting: 1231 days ago

Silverman is way out of his league. He's fat and obnoxious and boring, with a girl laugh.

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pinky: 1231 days ago

Love you Sarah Palin!!!!!!
Me too...

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upchuck21: 1231 days ago

I love it. Keep the Palin bashing coming. All you Hollywood idiots are doing is pushing her closer to the White House. When are you going to realize....NO ONE LIKES YOU...

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Lenn K.: 1231 days ago

Neither is community organizing and sitting in a church that preach hate for 20 years, but Obama is your man and Sarah is the vice presidential choice, shouldn't Biden be on the head of the ticket with your logic, Kay. Voting present 100 times isn't making any decisions it just being on both sides of the issue.

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hockeymom: 1231 days ago

The same can be said about Obama, and his TEXT-BOOK debate last Friday, Kay. He has no clue about foreign policy, and he is the top of the ticket. If you say that Sarah needs more than looks and charisma to run the country, than how is Obama getting away with it, because that is all he has.

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Kay: 1231 days ago

You guys seem to assume I'm an Obama fan. Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm a Canadian. Nonetheless, I could have made a lot more sense in an interview with Katie Couric than Palin did, because I am interested in the world around me. That woman has made no effort to learn anything of substance. At least Omama is trying to surround himself with knowledgeable people, and listen to their points of view.

I suppose the Palin you know and love is an expert on Canadian trade relations because Alaska shares a border with the Yukon? What a joke.

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Mr. Know It All: 1231 days ago

Silverman is a c*nt and Jimmy can do better even though he is no catch by a long shot. There is nothing to admire about either on of them and do nothing for us.

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wasted days and wasted nights: 1231 days ago

Dana might want to freshen up that bit with a new twist: Mosque lady. Church lady has already had her day of ridicule.

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freedomisnotfree: 1231 days ago

SARAH PALIN IS A ROCK STAR EVERYONE WANTS TO BE HER.

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Prince Von A-Hole: 1231 days ago

Oh no not TMZ Surely tou didnt jump to conclusions and print a falsehood. Tell me it aint so.