"Nailin' Paylin"

Sarah Palin is officially a legend! Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. You betcha!

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.

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46. She's trying to make a difference????? Are you kidding me???? She's a freakin hypocrit. She'd be the first in line to have her daughter's child aborted if she wasn't in the public eye. She's a complete fool and she is the perfect example as to why it will be a long time before a woman is in office. She comments more on being a soccer mom than anything else. Who gives a crap! Give me something worthwhile! And that's coming from a female.

Posted at 11:56AM on Oct 3rd 2008 by ohboy

47. Yo YOGI - Not only are you LYING about Gov. Palin's family - you are a BITTER - HATEFUL - UGLY - person!

Anyone with intelligence, sees you for what you are!

Posted at 11:56AM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Hi I'm Yogi - I work for the DNC

48. Anyone who thought Palin "won" last night's debate is either deaf, dumb and blind, or is so entranced with Palin that even if she misspelled "cat" by two letters, they'd still think she's a genius. Either way, they're morons. Palin showed she can get up on stage and mouth a lot of gibberish in her folksy manner, but proved incapable of answering any question. Ifill wasn't Katy Couric who pressed her to answer a question instead of saying whatever she wanted to talk about. You betcha' that if this was a real interview instead of a staged "debate," Sarah Palin would be that proverbial deer in the headlights. So, if you think that saying "But John McCain's a maverick" to questions on energy, drilling, the Iraq war, etc. is acceptable, then you're a moron too. Sarah can't spell maverick let alone know what it means. We're not electing the President of the local PTO or the Bible Club or the Wasilla Avon Society here. If we were, then she'd be a shoo-in over Joe Biden. As for the porn on her, get over it. Spoofs - sexual or otherwise - have been made on every politician, be they right, left, center or from outer space. So put down your indignation, and your Sarah Palin pompoms and chill out.

Posted at 12:10PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Jason

49. Hey yogi and thinkc? What a couple of idiots you guys are. You can't spell. You can't type. Are you guys twelve years old?Grow up you dumbasses. You shouldn't even be allowed to post the crap you send in, let alone own a computer. Why don't you two finish jerking off in your basements, blow your loads, then take a nap.

Posted at 12:36PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by twostupididiots

50. You Palin worshipers are really pathetic people. Seriously, the only way one could be impressed by her performance last night, or at all for that matter, is if you care more about the "R" after her name than the good of this country.

Then again, these are the same people who elected the current regime that's ruined our country, so it's proof positive that Republicans are harmful to this nation, and to continue to support these losers should be looked at as treasonous.

I'm wondering: are you Palin worshipers smart enough to be hypocrites, or are you just pathetic people that can be led to believe anything so long as it's a Republican exploiting your stupidity and total lack of intelligence? Or are you just so lazy that you lap up whatever comes wrapped with a Republican bow?

Posted at 12:43PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by You people are ridiculous

51. I still think my name for this movie was better; The Whoreable VP. :)

Posted at 12:53PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by James

52. I don't support Palin or Republicans but doensn't anyone realize how disgusting this is?
We've got women who have risen far in their lives and we're just going to turn around and use them as some joke that men can jack off too.
That's disrespectful. Would we do that to men. No and we don't.
And to sosickofthiselectionalready What's wrong with soccer moms? Are you saying all stay at home moms that care for their kids are idiots? That's a mean stereotype. Soccer moms are as smart as anyone else on this planet. In fact, I believe that you are the idiot.
Have a good day.

Posted at 4:08PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Marie17

53. "The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the erection. uh... we mean election!... "

why did TMZ not write that?

Posted at 2:11PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Chrama

54. As a porn watcher, I'm a little disappointed they didn't pick someone who looked more like her and was a bit milfyer. Nina Hartley as Clinton was a good pick though.

Posted at 5:51PM on Oct 4th 2008 by Larry B.

55. The only thing Palin nailed last night was the blue knuckles approach to debating. The staring into the camera and not at her opponent made her seem as if she had both a bad case of palsy AND stick shoved up her ample rear! She looked like a scared, spoon-fed real life version of Peggy Hill! She says the word "energy" well though! (That was my "something nice" about her....)

Posted at 2:56PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by JackieLars

56. To tjhnkc. You proved my point. You are an idiot. I was addressing you and the other idiot which requires a question mark. I spelled your name incorrectly because it just doesn't matter. And I meant you should not own a computer, not be on the computer. Now if your finished jerking off, go take your nap

Posted at 3:07PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by changedtotjhnkc'sanidiot

57. Its funny as hell or it should be to people who have a sense of humor think about it they did the same thing to bill clinton there are so many parodies of him getting his d##k sucked and the cigar thing he made famous plus sarah palin is sexy as hell and a very horny lady think about it she had a baby not to long ago so she must be f#kin still and nothing is wrong with that shes a 40 something lady that likes sex and me i would like to see palin naked over biden any day to much saggin goin on with biden Im for obama but if some came out with him like that i would think its funny too plus dems and rep alike watch porn so get over it

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by marxican

58. 5. With the kind of life style Palin and her family lead(son hooked on oxycontin,numerous arrests,daughter's a floozy who gets drunk and bangs different guys every weekend),it wouldn't suprise me if Sarah Palin actually had a porno out there somewhere.

Posted at 9:56AM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Yogi



Wow you're such an assuming idiot. Yeah I'm sure you summed up their family, alright. Every family has problems, if they didn't, that wouldn't be real at all. I can only imagine YOUR problems, dumbass.

Posted at 4:46PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by Jenny

59.
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I would like to see the famous Barack & Michelle Fisting video.
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Damn! that should be hot, hot hot.
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Posted at 5:16PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by osama_obama

60. I bet'cha LisaAnn at least knows one Supreme Court decision that she disagree with! LOL!

Posted at 5:33PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by tony

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