Bitter Ringo Won't Sign a Thingo

For a guy obsessed with the phrase peace and love, Ringo Starr seems to have a lot of pent up aggression!

The guy from the Beatles who isn't John, Paul or George just posted an angry online rant warning his fans to stop polluting his damn mailbox with crap for him to sign.

Ringo ain't got the damn time to please the people who helped fund his damn empire -- he's too busy getting ear piercings and getting his beard carefully manicured and stealing sun-glasses from Dame Edna, dammit.



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1. Give the guy a break. I'm sure he's signed BILLIONS of autographs in the past. How would you like it if you can't go out anywhere without being constantly hounded and then come home and get millions of mails asking for an autograph?

I don't care what TMZ says. Ringo is the greatest! KEEP ON ROCKIN and BEATLES FOREVER!!!

WE LOVE YOU RINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:01PM on Oct 13th 2008 by D.B. Cooper

2. I, for one, promise never to ask Ringo to sign anything. Ever. Paul on the other hand......well, he is the cute one after all.

Posted at 1:11PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Sally

3. Whassa matter, Ringo? Finally run out of those "Sun Country Wine Coolers" and you can't get your fix? Ungrateful ba$tard, just remember who made you the superstar you are.

Posted at 1:14PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Pete Best

4. IS HE ONE OF THE JONAS BROTHERS?

Posted at 1:16PM on Oct 13th 2008 by loveyaringo

5. You got it, pops. No longer a fan.

Posted at 1:19PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Shame on you, Ringo

6. Whats all the crying? He said it has to be post marked October 20.Anyone got that address??? I have some albums I can send and beat that deadline!!!!!!!! LET FLOOD THE MF WITH FAN STUFF BEFORE OCTOBER 20!!!!!

Posted at 1:29PM on Oct 13th 2008 by holy moly

7. screw you too ringo

Posted at 1:30PM on Oct 13th 2008 by native

8. HE COULD OF EASILY JUST IGNORED THE REQUEST BUT TO SLAP YOUR FANS IN THE FACE WHO SPENT THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY ON YOUR TICKETS AND RECORDS AND WHATEVER ELSE IS RUDE AND INSULTING! IM SURE IF NOBODY WAS ASKIN HED FEEL DIFFERENTLY AND THATS WHAT I HOPE HAPPENS. I BET IT WASNT AN ISSUE WHEN HE WAS BRINGIN IN A BIGGER PAYCHECK, UNGREATFUL! TO THE FIRST COMMENT THIS ISNT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PAPS/TMZ THIS IS AIMED TWARDS HIS FANS, ALTHOUGH I AGREE IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS WHEN IT COMES TO THE PAPARAZZI AND TMZ.

Posted at 1:32PM on Oct 13th 2008 by jOe

9. He could use a Bior'e.

Posted at 1:33PM on Oct 13th 2008 by And a dentist

10. Wow. I've always preferred John. Decades after his death he still has more class than Ringo.

Posted at 1:34PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Zeitguess

11. You ungrateful poof. After all the years your loyal fans made your career and success-you dump on them. Ringo is a lazy, gutless, cowardly, beady eyed, crappy sunglass wearing, hairy POS.

Posted at 1:39PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Eric

12. Ringo I really doubt if you are bothered that much. Afterall, the only thing you did for the Betales was sit back in the corner and "beat off."

Posted at 1:41PM on Oct 13th 2008 by ObamaSux

13. "Will you still love me will you still need me when I'm such a BORE" ... Oh Ringo .. .chill out dude. Why are so many recovering Alcoholics & vegetarians ill tempered? Been a fan for such a long time ... really saddens me to see you've become a grouchy old man.

Posted at 1:51PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Zip It

14. There is only one word that is fitting to a man who forgets that it was the fans who made the band that he was even lucky to be a member of the biggest band in history. There is only word for a guy who punishes fans instead of the paps when he feels under pressure. There is one word for a man who would only give you an autograph if you paid him for it but won't consider those who simply ask.

DOUCHE!

No wonder people admire and love Paul but don't really care much for Ringo. He did a good job riding on the others' coat tails. He doesn't have gratitude to show for it but instead a huge ego. Love and peace, my butt! Still, best to him, even when he no longer has fans because he forgot where he came from. If he wants out of the public eye, then he needs to stop making CDs and being paid big bucks to make appearances. He could retire and live quietly, but he won't. He'd sooner make his V signs at the camera for a price. He and Heather Mills would be like peas in a pod.

Posted at 1:51PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Maria

15. what an ungrateful putz

Posted at 1:55PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Just call me trailer trash....

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