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Duchess of York -- Royally Searched

For the OG Fergie (right) -- not the Black Eyed Pea chick -- being a former member of the British Royal family comes with perks ... like getting patted down by LAX security (left).

The former Weight Watchers spokesperson, who turns 49 tomorrow, was picked by TSA for a body search on Monday.

Chances are the scariest thing Fergie was hiding was a chocolate bar.



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1. 1st douchbags

Posted at 1:36PM on Oct 14th 2008 by BITCHES

2. she not with al qaeda!

Posted at 1:36PM on Oct 14th 2008 by CoolGirl2008

3. #1 whats up with her & doing Avon products?
And #2 she looks pretty good with out makeup.

Posted at 1:47PM on Oct 14th 2008 by ckitty

4. Perhaps could it be because one of her ex lover's stepfather had dealings with Saddam Hussein and went to prison for it? It could also be for her own drug habit she once had or it could be for of her daughter's ex boyfriend's LA and NYC connection with an actress of whom her ex husband owed a substatntial amount of money to for some curious reason.


Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 14th 2008 by chicken stripper

5. Surprised she doesn't still have diplomatic immunity!

Posted at 1:50PM on Oct 14th 2008 by foggyBottom

6. "Chances are the scariest thing Fergie was hiding was a chocolate bar."

OMG; you guys are so freaking clever. NOT. Azzholes...

Posted at 1:48PM on Oct 14th 2008 by FlamingoNut

7. This just proves what a farce it all is...
The only reason they took her out of line is because they don't want to hurt any muslim's feelings...

Posted at 2:25PM on Oct 14th 2008 by truthtoday

8. Hopefully they'll find and confiscate her British Pounds. This country needs all the money it can beg borrow and steal.

Posted at 2:45PM on Oct 14th 2008 by pncmsing

9. Is this how we welcome famous foreigners into the country? "Welcome to the United States....now spread your legs" Great foreign policy. She was in fact a member of the british royal family.

Posted at 2:48PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Cory Roberson

10. NOW DOESN'T THIS DEMONSTRATE THE RIDICULOUS POLICIES OF TSA UNDER THE DIRECTION OF MR. NORMAN MINATTA , .....I SUPPOSE THE NEXT PERSON THEY SEARCH WILL BE THE 6 MONTH OLD , BLUE EYED, BLOND BABY FROM PASADENA, CALIFORNIA !!!

Posted at 3:02PM on Oct 14th 2008 by AL GOREs VAGINA

11. To me, there's only one Fergie: Sarah Ferguson. The other one is a phony; why doesn't she use some other name??? Sarah Ferguson has CLASS.. You go, girl!!!

Posted at 3:08PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Judith

12. the security guard the chose her for that honor should be fired post haste. If anything the Duchess should have been helped through security not held back by it.

Posted at 6:22PM on Oct 14th 2008 by pohono

13. leave her alone

Posted at 12:59PM on Nov 11th 2008 by Karelle

14. Beyond stoopud move!!! Couldn't they have gone on a coffee or smoke break instead?

Posted at 3:36PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Reta

15. #7 It's sad but true. That happened to me and my husband coming from Hawaii. They pulled us over to search and let 3 muslim men go right past us. They had their gowns on and turbans on their head. Then later we spotted them praying in the middle of the airport. They laid out their blanket and faced toward Mecca, is it, and kneeled down and started praying. I guess we posed a bigger threat.

Posted at 3:53PM on Oct 14th 2008 by dianne

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