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Palin to Dina:

I'm the Real White Oprah

11/9/2008 6:13 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Sarah PalinThere are now two things from Alaska that are worth their weight in gold -- oil and Sarah Palin.

A slew of agencies -- including CAA, ICM and William Morris -- are looking to bank on Sexy Sarah's magnetic appeal to her conservative fan base, according to the NYPost. Ideas are floating around for Palin's own talk shows, political commentary on major news networks and even a multi-million dollar book deal.

Wonder who's gonna write it.

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31.

kennedy    

Never!!!!!!Oprah has a brain and she is nit a bitch....palin is a dumbass with a huge bitch switch

1985 days ago
32.

mimi    

are u serious the woman couldnt answer questions in a interview, or the debates,and sexy?the bitch look 60 and shes in her 40s, i tell ya only in america. thank god oboma/biden won, thank god

1985 days ago
33.

JT    

I wouldn't worry about Palin being the next Oprah bacause I'm sure desperate Beyonce already has her resume in.

1985 days ago
34.

sean bateman    

She appeals to racist americans........GREAT FAN BASE CAA!!!!!

1985 days ago
35.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

17. To number 9: Liberals and their ilk want to reward bad behavior with more government spending. Crawl back under your rock and take that witch Hillary with you!

Posted at 10:52AM on Nov 9th 2008 by tkennedy
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Your "crawl back under your rock" comment implies that you think that you speak for the majority of Americans. I'm sorry to inform you that you don't.

51-53 percent of the people polled recently in the U.S. said that they want the government to do more. 40-43 percent said that the government should do less (the numeric ranges reflect the results of different polls). If wanting to rely more on the government defines someone as a "liberal" for you, then that label now applies to the majority of the people in the U.S. by an 8-to-11 percent margin ... that's more than Obama's margin over McCain in the election.

Right now, liberals (by your definition) are the majority within the U.S.

1985 days ago
36.

jhs1974    

The biggest difference is sarah palin has class.

1985 days ago
37.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

25. #13 Oh if only we really did live in the perfect world you described. ...
Posted at 11:33AM on Nov 9th 2008 by Matt
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Your definition of a "perfect world" is the one that #13 described? You're a sick puppy. You seem to want a world where women look and dress and behave like hot, sexy sluts, except that they are devoted and submissive to you, and they are sweet and nice to you and are happy to stay home raising babies and cooking for you.

Even Sarah Palin doesn't behave like that.

You live in a (adolescent male sexual) fantasy world.

Luckily for you, with today's advances in robotics and technology, it probably won't be too much longer before they sell sex dolls who actually walk, talk, clean house, strip, dance, praise you, s*ck, and f*ck like a live person. You'll be in heaven, and if you ever have any relationship issues, all you'll have to do is install the next Service Pack and reboot your girlfriend.

1985 days ago
38.

tami    

Sara Palin is a has-been.

She won't be re-elected in Alaska, and the idea that she could run for President in 2012 is absurd. There's absolutely no way she could get the Republican endorsement. She would have to run as an Independent. And who is it that would vote for her?? All of the people who voted for McCain wouldn't even be enough.

Again, Sarah Palin is a has-been.

1985 days ago
39.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

26. We will never have a woman for President because we women are too mean sprited, petty, and judgemental. I'm sure most of the nay sayers commenting couldn't answer half of Katie Couric's questions, or pass a geography test.
Obama's press conference was full of poorly spoken English, but no one gave him grief for that.
Enjoy your 4 years of screw ups. We'll see where it gets our country.

Posted at 11:36AM on Nov 9th 2008 by mercury
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Of course, none of the naysayers are running for President or Vice President, and it would be perfectly appropriate to reject them because of lack of experience.

1985 days ago
40.

bite me    

You all bash Palin for being stupid. Well I will say Obama is smart, smart as getting people to do his bidding, but smart about politics, I doubt it seriously. All this hate that continues from the left...and than they all have the audacity to demand we conform and worship him? Talk like this will NEVER unite this country. The left seems to think their "great one", has united this country, guess again, we are on the verge of another civil war, blacks are telling the white, to the fields with white, because blacks are in charge. White children are afraid to go to school, because the black children are chanting "OBAMA". Uniting us, not, he is dividing us as a nation and it is becoming reverse rasicm at its best.
I vomit at the site of Obama; similar to how you all feel about our beloved Sarah Palin. You can't force this narcissist on middle America. When this one falls, it will create a loud THUMP! Unfortunately it will be too late, there will bepeople watching evrything you do, and if you dare speak out about "O", you will be punished, and no food or live's nessesities for you because you doubt or question.

1985 days ago
41.

concerned citizen    

Sure, let her bring the women's movement back to the 1930's.

1985 days ago
42.

Matt    

Dear Tumbleweeds and Britney Paris,

Who hurt you ladies? Tell me about it. If you actually read what I said, all I want is an attractive girl that is sweet and can cook. I even said they would NOT have to clean. I have a very nice female maid that does that for me. Does that make me sexist? If so, why? You may not realize it but girls like you prove my point for me. Women expect men to do everything, but men aren't allowed to want one simple thing in return? That's probably why your men left you isn't it girls?

My future wife won't have to work and will have a very nice home and nice cars and be able to do whatever she wants. However, apparently I'm a pig for wanting to be appreciated and have a girl that can cook like my dear old mom. Women expect a man to provide income, roof over their heads, clothes, transportation, and everything else they want. They talk about it with friends. They read about it in magazines. They write about in in their books. Chat about it on talk-shows. Yet because I mention wanting a girl that can cook I'm told to get a hooker. Don't you ladies see the irony. If you expect men like me to give you everything, but I had better expect or desire nothing in return....doesn't that make you hookers? It's why men like me will never have any use for girls like you....unless you're on your knees. Then once we find a sweet old fashioned girl, you'll be thrown aside. Don't be bitter girls, work out, dress pretty, and learn to cook. Then you'll be able to keep a man for a change.

1985 days ago
43.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

39. You all bash Palin for being stupid. Well I will say Obama is smart, smart as getting people to do his bidding, but smart about politics, I doubt it seriously. All this hate that continues from the left...and than they all have the audacity to demand we conform and worship him? Talk like this will NEVER unite this country. The left seems to think their "great one", has united this country, guess again, we are on the verge of another civil war, blacks are telling the white, to the fields with white, because blacks are in charge. White children are afraid to go to school, because the black children are chanting "OBAMA". Uniting us, not, he is dividing us as a nation and it is becoming reverse rasicm at its best.
I vomit at the site of Obama; similar to how you all feel about our beloved Sarah Palin. You can't force this narcissist on middle America. When this one falls, it will create a loud THUMP! Unfortunately it will be too late, there will bepeople watching evrything you do, and if you dare speak out about "O", you will be punished, and no food or live's nessesities for you because you doubt or question.

Posted at 1:03PM on Nov 9th 2008 by Obamanation
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Wow! Talk about paranoid racist fear!

I think you need to find a good psychiatrist who can prescribe some anti-psychotic meds for you. And the sooner the better, because you're likely to soon become dangerous to yourself and others.

1985 days ago
44.

THese sternies are mean people who have no feelings    

We proved nothing for you. It is you who made my point for me , if you weren't such a cyclops you wouldn't be alone, and for sure you wouldn't feel the need to post all that hog wash about how wonderful your future wife's life will be ...lol


uh-but in case i'm interested , what kind of car ?

1985 days ago
45.

What goes around will come around, Harvey    

41. Dear Tumbleweeds and Britney Paris,

Who hurt you ladies? Tell me about it. If you actually read what I said, all I want is an attractive girl that is sweet and can cook. I even said they would NOT have to clean. I have a very nice female maid that does that for me. Does that make me sexist? If so, why? You may not realize it but girls like you prove my point for me. Women expect men to do everything, but men aren't allowed to want one simple thing in return? That's probably why your men left you isn't it girls?

My future wife won't have to work and will have a very nice home and nice cars and be able to do whatever she wants. However, apparently I'm a pig for wanting to be appreciated and have a girl that can cook like my dear old mom. Women expect a man to provide income, roof over their heads, clothes, transportation, and everything else they want. They talk about it with friends. They read about it in magazines. They write about in in their books. Chat about it on talk-shows. Yet because I mention wanting a girl that can cook I'm told to get a hooker. Don't you ladies see the irony. If you expect men like me to give you everything, but I had better expect or desire nothing in return....doesn't that make you hookers? It's why men like me will never have any use for girls like you....unless you're on your knees. Then once we find a sweet old fashioned girl, you'll be thrown aside. Don't be bitter girls, work out, dress pretty, and learn to cook. Then you'll be able to keep a man for a change.

Posted at 1:10PM on Nov 9th 2008 by Matt
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Well, good luck in finding the girl of your dreams. Have you considered going to a different culture with a tradition of female submissiveness and exploitation? There are plenty of submissive women in Saudi Arabia, and as an added bonus, the police stringently enforce the rules that keep them in their place. Of course, those women can't act and dress like sluts in public, only behind closed doors with their husbands. But you probably wouldn't want them out in public like that, anyway, because you don't want any other men to get attracted and try to steal your property ... um, woman from you.

There still is a culture of male domination in Latin America. Have you considered learning Spanish?

And there's always Japan, where even in spite of their cultural progress, women still are trained to act like sexy, giggly little girls. And they are the leaders in robotics. I'm sure that the first realistic sex robots that the other poster mentioned will come from that country.

Thailand is another option. If you're a smart shopper, you can still buy a devoted bride there by giving several thousand dollars to her family and promising to send them more money from time to time.

I'd hate to break the bad news to you, but Sarah Palin isn't going to bring back the good old days of your dear ol' mom. Even she isn't like the girls of your dreams. Despite her cute face, her smiles, and her "you betcha's", Palin is ruthlessly ambitious, and she has a very strong, no-nonsense character. She'll chew you up and then spit you out, and the women who admire Palin would do the same.

And besides, Palin and her followers like real men, not overgrown adolescents with teen-age sex fantasies.

1985 days ago
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