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Paris Meets a Wand She Doesn't Like

Paris Hilton got the same treatment as any suspected terrorist this morning, when Captain Mensa tried to starpower her way through airport security without ANY proper identification.

Sources say Hilton told officials she just plumb "forgot" to bring along her official headshot to LAX while trying to board an AA flight to San Francisco.

Paris was forced into the "search me" line, and had to fill out a bunch of paperwork to earn her wings back. Hilton still made the flight, along with her 19 bags and the final slice of Benji Madden's dignity.

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1. I don't give a flying F who you are, if you don't have proper ID you should NOT be allowed on the plane.

Posted at 1:00PM on Nov 10th 2008 by sheesh

2. Since when do you need ID for a domestic flight? I did not know that either.

Posted at 1:04PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Ann

3. She enjoyed the anal cavity search, though.

Posted at 1:05PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Luke Warmwater

4. When will this dimwit's 15 minutes be up? There is "mentally challenged" and then there is Paris Hilton. I bet this idiot can't tie her own shoes. If she didn't have $$$ she'd starve to death. Even if she were turning tricks!

Posted at 1:05PM on Nov 10th 2008 by She's Got The I. Q. of a housecat

5. Incomprehensible idiot. Flag her.

Posted at 1:05PM on Nov 10th 2008 by mia

6. so the new move is to show up with more bags than you can possibly need just to look cool ??

Posted at 1:06PM on Nov 10th 2008 by The Hulkster

7. From LA to Frisco is not an international flight. Why didn't they just look at her DL if they needed an ID.

Posted at 1:06PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Tim R.

8. HOW do you know it had to do with her ID??
Maybe she just had too many suitcases and needed to pay extra.

Posted at 1:08PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Zandra

9. 19 bags, really? Self important much? All those bags and I've yet to see her dressed like a lady!

Posted at 1:08PM on Nov 10th 2008 by aSiF

10. I know this is off topic, but Paris Hilton is UGLY. I don't know what the appeal is, besides money. I would have thought she would use some of that money to fix herself up. I guess not.

Posted at 1:09PM on Nov 10th 2008 by I'm Just Woundering

11. Why areyou putting up such unflattering pictures of people the beyotches in your office don't like?

Posted at 1:09PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Barb

12. Paris may not be Mensa material but she is smart enough to make $ millions more than the losers who work for minor ducats in Harvey's "firm".

Posted at 1:12PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Sean

13. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WARREN G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:13PM on Nov 10th 2008 by 1979

14. Man. This is getting bad, they way your writers have to scrounge for material these days.

Posted at 1:13PM on Nov 10th 2008 by LOL

15. Most stars are behaving themselves, so you seem hard pressed for stories and it shows.

Personally, I like Benji and Paris.

If this is all you can bring up, forget it.

Posted at 1:16PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Cora

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