Michael Lohan can't even do right by charity.
Lindsay's dad got the hook for that charity boxing match next week, because he's still on parole for assault from 2004. "We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing," says a parole rep, "is appropriate for his rehabilitation."
They did not mention him actually being hit as inappropriate.
1. As an alternative, beating the crap out of yourself is not a parole violation, and would be even more entertaining for the rest of us. Plus, it may be a bit of atonement for marrying the woman he married and raising children the way they did (or didn't).
Posted at 11:52AM on Nov 20th 2008 by ark
2. Beautiful Lindsay should mud wrestle beautiful Britney.
Millions of people would watch that.
Posted at 11:23AM on Nov 21st 2008 by jm
3. Everyone would love to see Lindsay and Britney in mud wrestling contest.
They could try to rip off each others bikinis.
Posted at 11:19AM on Nov 21st 2008 by jm
