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Katie Teaches Suri About the World

11/20/2008 2:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

"And then Xenu and his Galactic Confederacy came and dropped billions of people into volcanoes."


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Suri is not Tom Cruise's child. She's not related to him in anyway. She doesn't even have the slightest resemblance to him. Look at Tom's Mother......he and she look alike! At least he and his Mother look similar anyway. If Suri were Tom's she'd have a large nose, not a button nose. Her eyes look nothing like his. Not even his eye color.

BUT REGARDLESS.........if Suri were Tom's child you would never see her! Just like you rarely see his other children. Tom maintains control over what is his. And Kate & Suri are out and about way too much to belong to Tom. Tom needed a wife in a fix, and Kate was available. The pregnancy just happened to be there already, and Tom decided to go along with it.

YOU'VE NEVER EVER EVER, seen Kate kiss Tom. Ever! Tom comes around only to maintain the "story" and he also lives back in Calif. in his $35 million home, while Kate lives in a New York appartment, Apparently Kate has few if any friends. At least she is never seen with any. Suri seems to have none also. No Tom would not allow his OWN BLOOD CHILD to be out and about and uncontrolled by him. He wouldn't allow Kate any control either. Certainly seems that way.

ANYWAY, all these theories are all over the web. They sure don't sound like theories but the pictures sure make the gossip of this odd sort-of but - not really together couple, seem so odd to all of us who bother to read this stuff. They never got legally married that anyone knows of. Just some Scientology thing with fancy clothes, but no legal marriage. Anyway, gossip elsewhere says Suri & Tom are not related. Certainly does look like it doesn't it???? Wow!

2163 days ago


HA HA thats some funny commentary TMZ

2163 days ago

barry Gordy is genius    


2163 days ago

barry Gordy is genius    

Katie Holmes voted NO on Prop 8.

2163 days ago


You can say what you want about her parents...
But that is ONE CUTE KID!!!!!

2162 days ago


I think Suri is one of the cutest celeb kids out there. She looks like a good mixture of both Tom and Katie. People should leave their family along. Tom Cruise is still one of my most favorite actors, just because he believes in a religion different from mine does not make me judge him or think of him any differently. Accept people for who they are and what they believe in. You do not have to agree, but always respect another persons thoughts, opinions and lives.

2162 days ago


I agree with the comment about her looking like Mapother... I definitely think she is Toms...

2155 days ago


OK, L Ron Hubbard left some frozen sperm. Look him up on Google Images. Case closed.

2128 days ago
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