Please Don't Feed the Celebs

She sure knows how to stuff fat things in her little pie hole.

What a coincidence, I have a fat thing to stuff in her little pie hole of a mouth!

I bet she can suck a golf ball through a water hose too! I need some of that in my life right now!

Hey Star, thanks for auditioning for a pimp! By the way, YOU'RE HIRED !!!!!!!!!!!!!

call me: (661) 324-6969. Ask for Mervyn. Not Merv Griffin, the OTHER Merv! Merv the Perv. Can ya dig it

I'd like to grab a lock of her golden hair strands and make her take the whole thing!

Who? .. She is so .. Yesterday!! *snap

She's a cow

Is this the reincarnation of Divine ?

I'm going to print out that picture of Star Jones and put it on my refrigerator! Thanks ...

Not sure what you were referring to when you insisted she take the whole thing?? But if you grabbed those golden?? locks.... I bet they would come off in your hand!! ha ha ha!~! What a nasty looking pig!! How does she get a story on TMZ?? She is trashy!! Hell Harvey, your incredibility just fell 100% !!!

You are missing the point. This is a very important and rare photograph.

Look closely.


This is the only known picture of Star Jones not talking.