Paris Hilton is back to her vapid ways.
Last night, looking like a bejeweled Pocahontas, Hiltie left STK in a stretch Hummer, thankfully dancing and singing after the doors and windows were shut tight.
She then reappeared at the 16th birthday party of Crystal Rock Audigier, Ed Hardy's spoiled little daughter. Hilton was part of the unveiling of not one, but two cars Crystal scored.
Happy birthday. Let them eat cake, then purge it.
Filed under: Paris Hilton
1. I'm over that cocaine addled sperm burping gutter whore.
Posted at 11:17AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
2. I am so sick of that headband craze and I'm sick of Paris. She's 27 going on 12.
Posted at 11:20AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Hee Haw
3. Dear Paris,
You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.
I bought a big painting of you with your dog.
800 Pound Gorilla
Posted at 11:23AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla
4. A 16 year old who gets two cars for her birthday is a monster under construction.
Posted at 11:36AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by ark
5. Just be glad Paris hasn't popped out a kid.
Posted at 11:39AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Woof woof
6. I agree with ark.
Way to ruin your daughter, Ed. You think any man is going to live up to what Daddy can do for her? The answer is, no...just look at Paris.
Stupid parents.
Posted at 11:43AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Dana
7. p.s. no man in his right man is going to want to put up with a self entitled girl. Perfect example: Paris Hilton
PITA'S
Posted at 11:45AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Dana
8. KNOW WHAT IS SO FRIGGING FUNNY ABOUT PARIS? WELL BESIDES THE FACT SHE HAS HERPES AND SIZE 11 FEET? SHE IS A NICOLE RICHIE WANNABE! ROFLLLLL
Posted at 11:45AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by baby
9. Just goes to prove her BFF show is B.S.! Are any of the clowns on that show have enough $$ to afford to hang out with the world's dumbest heiress as a BFF? I doubt it. Paris is a self-centered spoiled child. She may be almost 30, but mentally she's closer to a teenager.
Posted at 12:13PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Yucko
10. Does it surprise any one that this no talent herpes infested skank will do anything to get back in the headlines.?????? And the worst part is you DUNCES put her back there. With a face that could make a blind man flinch and a body and personality that makes Courtnety Love look like a Goddess. Why do people feel surprised that this poor excuse of male sperm is doing what she's doing???? Another Schmuck bites the dust and she's whoring again. Geez i almost think Skankey Lohan is normal .................. Nah these smegma's on society should go the Anna Nicole way or better yet the go the Sharon Tate way!!! Some of you may have to Google Charles Manson to figure that out. AH HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA DIE WHORE and take your useless mommy with you.
Posted at 12:14PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by BASEBALL JUNKIE
11. You know, Baseball Junkie...you had me in the corner until you made the disgusting comment using Sharon Tate's horrible death. That was low. Nobody should have to go through what Sharon Tate did.
Posted at 12:25PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Yucko
12. Your right Yucko that was over the line and I'm sorry to the Tate Family BUT I still feel the way I feel about this thing that is put on a pedestal like she's important. Stupid as that comment was it needs to be said and a lot of people she has pi**** on may feel the same way. I watched the "South Park" episode about this caner on the news and agree totally. People are out of work and strugglin to get by and this BLONDE DUNCE(Who's family money or her mom's kneepads got her a pass in jail) laughs at YOUR struggles. Am I really that far off???? Sorry Yucko., hey by the way how is your divorce going ?????
Posted at 12:49PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by BASEBALL JUNKIE
13. Stupid is as Stupid does. It's only a matter of time before she implodes. Too bad for her that it will be in front of millions of spectators who will forget about her within 5 minutes. Such an empty and morally bankrupt life. It's sad, really.
Posted at 1:24PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Midwest Mom
14. Paris once laugh at girls still clubbing in there late 20s!! Paris your that girl now your almost 30 and getting paid to party at your age as a career is just sad.
Posted at 1:37PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Pinky
15. I'd dump my wife and kids for just one day with this slut! Viva Argentina!!!!!
Posted at 1:58PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Pablo Alleycorn de Technicolor
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