Hummer? We Hardly Knew Her!

11/23/2008 4:07 PM PST

Hummer? We Hardly Knew Her!

Paris Hilton is back to her vapid ways.

Last night, looking like a bejeweled Pocahontas, Hiltie left STK in a stretch Hummer, thankfully dancing and singing after the doors and windows were shut tight.

She then reappeared at the 16th birthday party of Crystal Rock Audigier, Ed Hardy's spoiled little daughter. Hilton was part of the unveiling of not one, but two cars Crystal scored.

Happy birthday. Let them eat cake, then purge it.