Heidi's Dad Didn't Know She's a Pratt

11/25/2008 5:00 AM PST
Yeah, right.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, the most perniciously insincere pair of people in the Western hemisphere, didn't even tell Heidi's dad they were eloping -- so says Heidi's dad to People. A) Isn't that the definition of elopement? And B) Guess what Daddy Montag had to say about what's next?

"Then we just have to have another wedding here!"