Who Michael Phelps Took Home to Mama

Dumbo rides, again!

ewwww they're BOTH ugly.

I guess he's looking for someone who would date him if he wasn't famous.

You want noodles with that?

What's wrong with a young man having a little fun? Maybe the girl is nice.

Butter faces - what a perfect pair.

Lucky for him that he can swim because he is fugly!

His face is busted.

And to mittens24, how would he even know anyhow? the luxury of knowing is not an option as he is already famous.

I bet her t@int stinks.

Mom and dad must be so proud.

Good hell, is this the best he can do? Looks like her favorite phrase is me love you long time.

"Hey mom, have you seen my lube and goggles?"

Not sure I would want my son to bring her home for the Holiday's, but she is not ugly! And Phelps has a lot of energy to burn, she looks like she can take it. He is young, famous, and rich, let him have some fun.

Cool play thing...but that wouldn't be the one I'd take home to Mother...and the fact that he did take this one home to meet the family tells you what a dumbass he is.

She looks classless and isnt attractive. But maybe he finds her beautiful. he should have stuck with the beauty pageant girl.