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Jessica Alba: Guerilla Terrorist?

12/3/2008 3:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Here's actress Jessica Alba (left) shopping in Paris on Wednesday -- and kidnapped heiress turned Symbionese Liberation Army member Patty Hearst (right) back in 1974.
Jessica Alba
One of them is often photographed looking angry.

We're just saying'.

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Per    

I'll give credit where credit is due. This is pretty funny. The John Mayer thing was hilarious.

1965 days ago
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she looks better    

Jessica Alba has probably never heard of Patsy Hearst

1965 days ago
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Tazandra    

That's pretty lame. Anyone under 40 has probably never even heard of Patty Hearst. Maybe you should hire some new writers who are a little more in touch?

1965 days ago
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Still suckin your mommas T*ttie!    

I remember when that whole patty hearst thing went down.. Damn im getting old. Sh*t like that just doesn't happen now adays.. TMZ has no clue on GOOD news stories. Jessica Alba is lame. HOT, but no brain, and flop after flop movies.. Id still do her and Patty H.. mmmmmmmmm

1965 days ago
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Spellmaster    

You sure that's Jessica Alba??? Looks a bit plain... Alba-like, perhaps, but...hmmmm...

1965 days ago
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Meph    

Patty Hearst is hotter.

1965 days ago
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jc    

Alba is the most unhappiest, angriest, and most miserable person in Hollywood. If she hates it so much, why doesn't she just get out?

1965 days ago
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classy    

Sorry TMZ I don;t think they look alike at all...other than being brunette.

1965 days ago
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VeraLynn    

Seems like she would be able to afford a coat with sleeves.

1965 days ago
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Barfalufugus    

This shows that it is officially a slow news day. Alba looking like Hearst? That is a bit of a stretch.

1964 days ago
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D    

Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner approves.

1964 days ago
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annoyed    

HAHA great job TMZ

1964 days ago
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SPLIFFSMOMMY    

I still think patty hearst got away with being a criminal.
all she did was turn on the ''ive been brain-washed'' tears and with her familys money she escaped any punishment.
its amazing what money can do for a person/criminal.

1963 days ago

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