Here's actress Jessica Alba (left) shopping in Paris on Wednesday -- and kidnapped heiress turned Symbionese Liberation Army member Patty Hearst (right) back in 1974.
One of them is often photographed looking angry.
We're just saying'.
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(Page 1 of 1)I'll give credit where credit is due. This is pretty funny. The John Mayer thing was hilarious.
That's pretty lame. Anyone under 40 has probably never even heard of Patty Hearst. Maybe you should hire some new writers who are a little more in touch?
Still suckin your mommas T*ttie!:
I remember when that whole patty hearst thing went down.. Damn im getting old. Sh*t like that just doesn't happen now adays.. TMZ has no clue on GOOD news stories. Jessica Alba is lame. HOT, but no brain, and flop after flop movies.. Id still do her and Patty H.. mmmmmmmmm
You sure that's Jessica Alba??? Looks a bit plain... Alba-like, perhaps, but...hmmmm...
Alba is the most unhappiest, angriest, and most miserable person in Hollywood. If she hates it so much, why doesn't she just get out?
Sorry TMZ I don;t think they look alike at all...other than being brunette.
This shows that it is officially a slow news day. Alba looking like Hearst? That is a bit of a stretch.
I still think patty hearst got away with being a criminal.
all she did was turn on the ''ive been brain-washed'' tears and with her familys money she escaped any punishment.
its amazing what money can do for a person/criminal.

















