We re Just Sayin
Jessica Alba: Guerilla Terrorist?

Here's actress Jessica Alba (left) shopping in Paris on Wednesday -- and kidnapped heiress turned Symbionese Liberation Army member Patty Hearst (right) back in 1974.
Jessica Alba
One of them is often photographed looking angry.

We're just saying'.



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1. the terrorist chick looks better than her lol

Posted at 1:49PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Nana

2. Haha, that's funny! Sometimes you guys really outdo yourselves.

For what it's worth, I thought the John Mayer video was hilarious. I don't know who was funnier, John or the TMZ guy. Made me laugh.

Posted at 1:55PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Lizzy

3. I'll give credit where credit is due. This is pretty funny. The John Mayer thing was hilarious.

Posted at 2:06PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Lizzy

4. Jessica Alba has probably never heard of Patsy Hearst

Posted at 2:11PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by nottafan

5. That's pretty lame. Anyone under 40 has probably never even heard of Patty Hearst. Maybe you should hire some new writers who are a little more in touch?

Posted at 2:14PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Lana

6. I remember when that whole patty hearst thing went down.. Damn im getting old. Sh*t like that just doesn't happen now adays.. TMZ has no clue on GOOD news stories. Jessica Alba is lame. HOT, but no brain, and flop after flop movies.. Id still do her and Patty H.. mmmmmmmmm

Posted at 2:17PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Still suckin your mommas T*ttie!

7. LOL @ #4. Neither have you. It's PATTY Hearst. And as a consumer of her bath water, I am offended.

Posted at 2:58PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Cash Warren

8. You sure that's Jessica Alba??? Looks a bit plain... Alba-like, perhaps, but...hmmmm...

Posted at 3:02PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Observer

9. Patty Hearst is hotter.

Posted at 3:06PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Anon

10. Alba is the most unhappiest, angriest, and most miserable person in Hollywood. If she hates it so much, why doesn't she just get out?

Posted at 3:39PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by tm

11. Whoever came up with this headline is a moron, idiot and an a-hole and should be fired just b/c they are not creative enough to hold such a position. Linking someones name with the word terrorist is completely irresponsible, but then again your site love the paps and they are the scum of the earth just above the "terrorists!"

Posted at 3:53PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Harry Nutz

12. Sorry TMZ I don;t think they look alike at all...other than being brunette.

Posted at 4:32PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Don't see it

13. Seems like she would be able to afford a coat with sleeves.

Posted at 5:27PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Seems kinda pointless

14. Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner approves.

Posted at 7:21PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by D-

15. This shows that it is officially a slow news day. Alba looking like Hearst? That is a bit of a stretch.

Posted at 7:54PM on Dec 3rd 2008 by ummmmmmmm

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