Now Mike Vick Wants to Get Rid of Cats, Too

12/16/2008 9:00 AM PST
Michael Vick admitted to killing dogs that didn't perform; now he's trying to dump a couple of cats that he's not going to be needing anytime soon.

A new doc in his bankruptcy case shows Vick is trying to unload a couple of World Cat boats estimated to be worth around $165K for the pair -- he needs the cash to pay back his debts, say lawyers.

Best line in the filing, a Hail Mary of laughable proportions: "Upon his release, the Debtor [that's MV] ... will seek to rebuild his life and professional football career."