Paris Hilton -- Parental Guidance Suggested

1. First.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 2:02PM on Dec 20th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

2. So frickin Typical!

Posted at 2:06PM on Dec 20th 2008 by I am not surprised

3. why don't they commit mass suicide

Posted at 2:08PM on Dec 20th 2008 by killa....bro

4. Parents!....maybe it's time for a talk with Paris. It's ok to let go and let your baby fly, but let face it, she flew into a wall and keep hitting the wall over and over. ...It's starting to get sad! Cut the french out of her diet. (fashon is not everything) have her get rid of some of her "high class loser" friends. have her take a friggin college course....and stop the stupid "be my friend" contests. The way she does things, WILL DEFINITELY cause her to get burned...over and over.

2 mil is alot to loose, she could have bought a clue for $100.

She's like a one legged, one armed boxer at a mixed marial arts contest. She constanly open for a shot!

Posted at 2:12PM on Dec 20th 2008 by The DUDE

5. that was a stupid analogy dude.

Posted at 2:23PM on Dec 20th 2008 by what?

6. Meh. What's two mil to them? Plenty more where that came from. Human flotsam.

Posted at 2:33PM on Dec 20th 2008 by Crumbs

7. Check EBAY for $2,000,000 of stolen Paris Hilton Jewels.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 3:32PM on Dec 20th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

8. How are they supposed to react? I an sure it was all insured.

Posted at 4:09PM on Dec 20th 2008 by not as stupid as the average person on here

9. for those of you who have never been robbed/burgerlized/scammed... one of the things the cops tell you is don't talk about it and let us do our work.

i'd bet ricks pissed beyond words.

Posted at 6:55PM on Dec 20th 2008 by bobbyozone

10. I have had 3 cars stolen(1 I got back) My residence burglarized twice. It makes you alittle paranoid about getting robbed again. Lets not talk about home many times I have had a hotel maid steal dvds or video games. I recently was out of town, and my landlord wanted unexpectedly to enter my house. My sister couldn't understand how freaked out I was about letting him in without me being there. Getting robbed sucks! Personally, I'm glad it happened to her, she doesn't deserve what she has. (yes I am very bitter)

Posted at 7:58PM on Dec 20th 2008 by Superman

11. Paris is a liar and probably had the job done for the insurance. She is broke and this is her way of not going into foreclosure. Wanna Bet ? She claims to have been ripped off and accidentally left the front door unlocked... B.S. HaHa Stupid Ho- She is such a liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:31PM on Dec 20th 2008 by jeezlouise

12. This entire family is comprised of spoiled, stupid "Richie Rich's" that think they make the world go 'round. Not one of them has ever had to work for a living and think that they're better than you and me. I'd wager that not ONE OF THEM could score 700 on an S.A.T. Dumb and dumber raising skanky and skankier ...

You have wonderful human beings that use their wealth, power, influence and celebrity to do monumental good in the world such as the late PAUL NEWMAN ... and then you have these worthless turds.

Posted at 8:59PM on Dec 20th 2008 by A Family of complete morons and spoiled brats!

13. Paris haters were raised by weasels.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 9:12PM on Dec 20th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

14. Paris Hiltion sucks

Posted at 1:15PM on Sep 19th 2009 by FD

15. One night in Paris and your ding dong falls off ...
What a warthog!

Posted at 9:59PM on Dec 20th 2008 by One Night In Paris ...