In mildly emasculating yet quite hysterical court papers, Jay Mohr is asking to have his wife's last name legally added to his own. Jay Mohr will now forever be known as Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr.
Usually people add the new name to the end, but then he would have been Mohr Cox -- and, well ... that would just be wrong.
1. it doesnt matter 'cause nobody knows him anyway, lol
Posted at 2:36PM on Dec 26th 2008 by tbos
2. His wife is HOT.
I'd smack her ass anyday.
Posted at 2:43PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Flake
3. can we talk?...let go of your inhibtions...release those thoughts & feelings that you suppress...can you feel it?...are the animalistic urges rising...emanating from between your loins...growing and strengthening with each and every thrust of your being...rise up...rise as your body shudders..with pounding ferocious that you craze and exhort...scream...yell...whimper...as you now curl into the fetal...forlorn that you may now never again experience that which was..both ecstatic and exhilarating...come with me..join me in the journey to find the truth...to which you have just witnessed...open your eyes now...wipe the tears from your cheek...catch your breath...that was just taken away...steady the trembles that quivers through your body of which we call woman...share with me yours so that i shall share with you mines...let us now explore ourselves, in silence...so that we may chance again to recapture that which we have just experienced...ssshhh...quiet now...touch...ssshhh...feel..be good to yourselves...go on now...go on..
Posted at 2:47PM on Dec 26th 2008 by gIrl cruSh bFF
4. i love it More Cox.....we don't even need a joke for that one!!! you go boy
Posted at 2:48PM on Dec 26th 2008 by my 3 cents
5. if you are going to do all that might as well make it mohr cox
Posted at 3:20PM on Dec 26th 2008 by 2drk2fck
6. OMG he is such an ass... he was an ass back in the day at Something Different in NJ with Mickey Loesch... I will admit his a-hole attitude got him to SNL.... but the Something Different people remember... SAME BIT EVERY WEEK... we heckled and what did he do? He CRIED!!
Posted at 9:42AM on Dec 28th 2008 by Normal Illinois
7. Nikki Cox has strange taste in men. First Bob Goldthwait and now Jay Mohr??
Posted at 3:56PM on Dec 26th 2008 by skaterbetty
8. His wife is HOT.
Posted at 2:43PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Flake
Let me fix that for you, His wife was hot until she od'd on plastic surgery.
Posted at 4:09PM on Dec 26th 2008 by m
9. Mohr of Jay's Cox? Oh hell yeh! ;)
Posted at 4:36PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Djaina
10. Why does he want to add his wife's name?? That's just plain WEIRD!!!!
Posted at 4:45PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Judith
11. What a Mohron.
Posted at 5:47PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Hawkeye
12. So, I guess it's safe to say she is not changing her name?
This dude just got OWNED!
Posted at 6:59PM on Dec 26th 2008 by straight....no chaser
13. hawkeye, you made me laugh out loud... my mum told me the other day why doesn't my husband take my name when we marry in feb... i was like, what man takes his wife's name? i guess i now know---a summer's eve kinda guy....
my 13 cents...
Posted at 8:40PM on Dec 26th 2008 by fire*baby
14. Cox Mohr? More like Cox-Less.
Posted at 9:30PM on Dec 26th 2008 by J.G.
15. tbos: yes
Flake: no
gIrl cruSh bFF: WTF?!
jay mohr: um...huh? hope all that silicone and collagen is worth it.
Posted at 12:39AM on Dec 27th 2008 by ugh...
