Daniel Craig Gets Layed

TMZ loves to steal stories from Perez Hilton.... including the story names. Lame.

Hey Jaimee, your message service called, your trick is staying at the Westin at LAX and is waiting. Be sure to bring your strap on.

Hey mix it up...can I borrow yours?

No Beavis, it's being used, you're sitting on it.

OH, HELL, I'd hit it several times and then several more.

Danny is f-in Hot, and Sean Connery is your great-grandpapa.

Daniel Craig stated on talk shows following 'QofSolace' that he was going to stop working out for awhile, eat bad food, and have basically do nothing but relax. His workout schedule has been intense since before 'CRoyale'. Give the guy a break. He may not be in perfect form now, but you can be sure he will be when his next shirtless performance is scheduled. Anyway, he looks 99.9% better than all men. DC is the hottest celebrity today - his looks, the way he carries himself, voice and accent, and his kind, self-deprecating demeanor he shows on talk shows. Amazing he is not a jerk. The world would be a better and more attractive place if men would try to emulate him.