accck! I was actually planning on going Friday nght and changed my mind at the last minute. Someone is def looking out for me. Damn!
Rap has never been about the so-music, it's about a lifestyle and that lifestyle is violence. Has anyone ever got shot at a Kenny Chesney concert?
one and all,
i must resurrect my hypothesis that of which i am most known: 'Bling Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers'.
As submitted to the New England Journal of Health, the American Medical Association, National Geographic, Reader's Digest, and Redbook.
My postulate that the root cause of death among rappers is not due to black on black crime, per se. But, due to the inordinate use of metals within the framework of their upper torso, in the region of what is known on the street as 'da grill'. Commonly used metals such as silver, gold, platinum, and an occasional diamond or two (dependent upon the rappers ability to sell their wares - ie records - ) as placed in the oral cavity of said rapper, causes reactions such that mortality rates are a foregone conclusion. There is no cure for 'Bling Splatt", the diagnosis is death.
What causes 'Bling Splatt'? There is no simple answer. My theory revolves about the idea that low IO levels of said rappers combined with calcuim and phosphorous (previously stated in street slang as 'da grill') when mixed with metals and/or metallic objects react such that positively charged electrons are emitted which when released within the parietal lobe send such a large electrical pulse throughout the parietal region of the brain, that the organ cannot absorb...in essence...KABOOM !!!...the brain has exploded...ie "Brain Splatt".
Collegues at the Bellevue Mental Hospital, Def Jam Records Inc., Johns Hopkins Medical University, and Toys 'R Us are in concert with my hypothesis, theories, and ideas. They are all in agreement that more study and review is needed in this arena of medicine. I have applied for a $500 Billion bailout for study and research and a few luxury amenities for myself (Mustang Ranch, Nevada trips for me and the staff, and dubs for my Prius). President-elect Obama has been apprised of this situation and receives daily updates as to which rapper is next believed to contract the illness as such. The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), the Secret Service, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Elmer Fudd are conducting intelligence quotient (IO) tests on secretly on unsuspecting rappers, as we speak, in order to compile and update their existing files of low intelligence rappers.
Such a twist of fate that belies our 'mos def freestylin' word-slangin' prophets. That there by the grace of God, he shall speak. But, there by the grace of God, when he speaks with mouths full of 'bling', his head will go BOOM !!!
My services are rendered to expose the truth regards the death of our nations rappers. Word !!!
einStinE
Unfortunate again, and congrats to those who retired and made a fortune in the what they call the "rap game." Never been my type of music/poetry.
"5 down" what are they cattle?
their human lives and all rap is'nt about violence that's just what goes commercial
because a higher power controls what we watch and hear,
and guess what.....they're not minorities what a surprise
p.s dr. drrrrinks your a clown
and dj am your a clown 4 suing dead people
why at an e-40 concert?? lmao
he is FAR from gangsta rap...I mean in one of his songs he raps " Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em"..lol...
oh my las vegas tan !!!
the acclaimed prophet einStinE has returned from his long self-imposed sabbatical to once again proclaim the definitive TRUTH as it relates to rappers all...The cause of death among all rappers is..."BLING SPLATT".
i am once again offering my services to spread the word as spoken and written by einStinE. come join and rejoice as the word is OUT...rappers beware...you will succomb to the disease known as "BLING SPLATT". Take precautions, be aware, but be VERY afraid, you cannot hide from this incurable disease. The more 'bling' you put into your 'grill', the sooner you will suffer from 'BLING SPLATT'.
all rappers, all lay people, read, educate yourselves. BLING SPLATT is killing our rappers !!!
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