Criss Angel Sits Atop Salma's Face

12/31/2008 5:15 PM PST
Alleged magician Criss Angel has finally attempted an impossible feat and succeeded -- making Salma Hayek look bad! Not even smoking in front of her kid could do that!

The usually gorgeous 42-year-old hot mama was spotted at the Burbank airport on Tuesday wearing a hat promoting Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos' Vegas show. We don't want to believe!

Despite having her adorable daughter Valentina at her side, the douchey hat turned Salma into an ugly Betty!