Beauty
The Charred Ghost of Shauna Sand's Future

Posted Dec 31st 2008 1:00PM by TMZ Staff

Donatella Versace The human remains of Donatella Versace frolicked on the beach in St. Barts on Wednesday.

La Dona's purple bikini accented all the latest trends this season: fried hair, plutonium injected breasts and saggy leather skin.

All the alleged 53-year-old needs is a pair of orthopedic Lucite platform stripper heels and she could be the spitting, coughing, hacking image of Shauna Sand in five years.

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Tags: Donatella Versace, DonatellaVersace, leather, Shauna Sand, ShaunaSand

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1. Enough of these pictures already. Sheesh

Posted at 1:03PM on Dec 31st 2008 by sheesh

2. Woah!

Posted at 1:04PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Libbey2

3. You sure she is only 53, or is that 153. Boy that takes alot of balls to go out like that. She is one ugly person. All that money and she still looks like hell.

Posted at 1:06PM on Dec 31st 2008 by cat52

4. i'm not buyin what she's sellin...this bag of old bones is not 53 !!!

Posted at 1:09PM on Dec 31st 2008 by northern gypsy

5. my eyes!!!!!!! MY EYES!!! THEY'RE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:15PM on Dec 31st 2008 by yippie

6. PapsSucks, everybody knows what saggy skin looks like.........but when you have saggy skin, YOU DON'T SHOW IT OFF BY WEARING A BIKINI!!! DUH!

HOPEFULLY, the criticism will help her change her mind on the types of bathing suits she wears.

Posted at 1:19PM on Dec 31st 2008 by yippie

7. Why must you keep showing us this "woman" in a bikini??? I'm trying to keep my lunch down-do you mind?????

Posted at 1:22PM on Dec 31st 2008 by My eyes! My eyes!

8. That skin is only sagging because there's absolutely no fat on her body. Good God she needs to eat something and put on some weight. If she filled out a bit she'd look so much better. She's definitely the poster child for why having no body fat is not a good thing.

Posted at 1:24PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Brendolyn

9. cosmetic plastic surgery should be outlawed

Posted at 1:24PM on Dec 31st 2008 by sad sad sad

10. I'll bet she's BEAUTIFUL when she's lyin' on top of all her money!!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Mylowe Wooley

11. someone needs to give this woman an IV injection of gravy and 500 cc's of cheeseburger STAT. she looksl ike a walking corpse! its bad enought hat her daughter is anorexic, now her too? when is someone going to step in and shake some sens into her? size negative zero if for three year olds. she is obviously unhealthy. someone help this woman!!!

Posted at 1:30PM on Dec 31st 2008 by jen

12. My New Years Resolution - I will not go onto TMZ's website at all in 2009. I am so sick and disgusted with how cruel and mean you are to people. I'm also disgusted with the hateful, cruel and mean comments from the people who visit this site. This is my last time I will ever view this site. To all TMZ's viewers - I sincerely and honestly hope that you will do the same. We need a whole lot more niceness in this world than the hateful postings and comments that make up 99% of this site.

Many Blessings and Happy New Year,

Mary Kay

Posted at 1:32PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Oats

13. some people should not be allowed out in public to bear their skin. donatella versace is one of them...

Posted at 1:33PM on Dec 31st 2008 by OOPS

14. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!
No more unexpected HORROR MOVIE STILLS during my lunch break!
PLEASE! YANK THE SKANK!

Posted at 1:35PM on Dec 31st 2008 by It would be a GOOD thing ...

15. Hey PapSucks- When you old and wrinkley like Ms. Dona you don't a wear bikini!

Posted at 1:37PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Azucar

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