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Skier's Pole Exposed in XXX Mishap

1/6/2009 1:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

This poor guy didn't realize his lift pass came with an impromptu upside down peep show.



According to The Smoking Gun, this bizarre chairlift mishap left the Vail skier dangling head over heels for 15 minutes freezing his ass off -- for reals!

Employees of the Blue Sky Basin eventually got the man down before he could fall through the, er, crack.

BTW -- in the guy's defense, it was really cold.

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106.

Cheryl    

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG...LMAO!!!! I'm dying!!! Kudos to the dude that said "EmBAREASSing". Bwaahahaa!

2081 days ago
107.

cj    

Too bad I wasn't there to see the full moon! He might not have trouble finding a girlfriend now.

2081 days ago
108.

cj    

I bet he was so cold his butt almost turned into a popsicle!

2081 days ago
109.

worried    

How does that go you stick your tongue to a frozen pole?

2081 days ago
110.

Digital Delicacy    

Poor bastard! {evil grin}

2081 days ago
111.

grow up    

all these comments about shrinkage, which photo are you basing this on? none of the photos show anything even remotely close to a full frontal. you think you're funny, but you're not and have probably never seen a guy naked anyway.

2081 days ago
112.

ML    

I'm sure he caught a bad case of "blue balls" LOL!

2081 days ago
113.

jennnnnnn    

this is so horrible.. but also hilarious.. i heard this guy i getting a gold medallion and can ski in co. anytime for free.. sweet. ps- blue sky basin today was sweeeeeeeet... powder up to my waist.

2081 days ago
114.

Mr. Chow    

Did it really take that many dudes to help this guy down? They probably thought he was a chick.

2081 days ago
115.

Oppsishitedovertherainbowtofindthepotofgold    

People serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence,,and he is a hanging example.

2080 days ago
116.

BigCrofter    

Extreme embarrasment and fear. Probably the worst day of his life. Still I hope he feels much better when he gets a huge well deserved cheque through the post.

2080 days ago
117.

gr8sk8gerl    

twinkle twinkle little star...

2080 days ago
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