Keeping Tabs on Dustin Hoffman

1. UM, TMZ, where have you been ?Neither the Globe nor the Enquirer or Star or us report on alien abductions. That was 30 years ago. The only publication that did - the Weekly World News- ceased publication several years ago.

Better get with the times.. I mean, you are in the tab business, right ?

Posted at 11:55AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Jackson

2. FIRST!
Dustin Hoffman Rocks!

Posted at 11:46AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Woot111

3. Geez, who reads magazines anymore? It's all here on the 'net.

Posted at 11:49AM on Jan 16th 2009 by Luke Warmwater

4. What TMZ doesn't report is the mags under the first one. I hear that that they were gay porn. Titles like "Butt Ranglers", "Billy's first time" and "Tango in Stephan's AZZ". Report the truth TMZ.

Posted at 12:02PM on Jan 16th 2009 by tkennedy

5. he is so fantastically awesome. That smut is purely entertainment. good for him

Posted at 12:25PM on Jan 16th 2009 by hot snot

6. He must have a new puppy.

Posted at 12:34PM on Jan 16th 2009 by You Know

7. I never buy the tabloids unless I'm flying somewhere. They are entertaining reading for airport time not to mention flying time and go in the trash bins as soon as I've finished with them.

Posted at 1:08PM on Jan 16th 2009 by Judy

8. Thursday is the day most of the new publications of those mags come out, so he's got the right day...and those who continue to bash them convienelty forget they are the ones who discovered John Edwards was/is a cheat and a liar and has a real love child...Mainstream Media ignored it or chose not to share the truth.

Now do the math and figure out how much they did not tell you of B Hussein Obama.

Ya'll dont really think he's going to be the person you saw reading a prepared script on a teleprompter do you? He cant lead nor decide and picked an arab hating jew as his right hand man, Rham Emmanuel. Wonder what his stance will be on anything related to Israel? Duh----Change you can heave on.

Posted at 1:49PM on Jan 16th 2009 by Truth Serum

9. If he really wants to stay abreast of the latest salacious headlines, celeb scandals and alien abductions, then he should just read and watch TMZ!

Posted at 2:02PM on Jan 16th 2009 by yummi26

10. I`ve got his back

Posted at 2:08PM on Jan 16th 2009 by MR MACHAL

11.
agree with #2 luke warmwater...
didn't everyone get the memo??? newpaper are "old school" because they don't hug a tree !!!

Posted at 2:18PM on Jan 16th 2009 by northern gypsy

12. Hmm, does he have too much time on his hands? Is he itching for a new libel lawsuit? Maybe he's collecting them for his lawyer.. But seriously, his life is too boring to sue over. Just sayin..

Posted at 2:28PM on Jan 16th 2009 by Who Caresss!!!

13. It's a "hospital stack". Dustin was on the way to visit a close friend who is getting well. Many people pick up several magazines before visiting a friend in the hospital. If the low-life pap would have followed up rather than get excited about this invasion of privacy, the truth would get in the way of this so-called story.

Question to the crew at TMZ. Although we look in on what you do, do you really understand that 99% of us think that you are lower than what comes out of our noses? It really is true.

Note to Dustin: Take care and God bless your dear friend.

Posted at 2:34PM on Jan 16th 2009 by Las Vegas Greg

14. Dustin Hoffman is 71??!!!

Posted at 2:43PM on Jan 16th 2009 by chuck03

15. Have you ever even seen a tree?.Pulp trees that is?.They grow about as fast as corn and they replant after the limited cut.Most people do`nt know much about HOW they grow paper.Houses on the other hand if built from trees cut down loads of forrests.Pulp trees being cut on tree farms keep the northern states alive but don`t affect the forrests at all.Fiction by do gooders.I lived up north a few years and I loved it all but the COLD and hunters everywhere.Peace and love bacon

Posted at 2:52PM on Jan 16th 2009 by nUde Bacon