So you get invited to Kate Moss' 35th bday bash and you see what appears to be two skeletons doing the nasty on the floor. Nothing new at a party for super-models right? But wait... those aren't people! 
The next morning you're getting rolled out of Kate's house like you're Hannibal Lecter.
1. wtf?? 1st!!1
Posted at 12:13PM on Jan 18th 2009 by Jessica
2. Wait whaT?
Posted at 1:26PM on Jan 18th 2009 by Resiak
3. Seriously, wtf??
Posted at 12:31PM on Jan 18th 2009 by walt
4. LOSER!!!
Posted at 1:35AM on Jan 19th 2009 by tkennedy
5. Maybe you guys should write this so that someone can even remotely understand what you are talking about? Just a thought......
Posted at 12:37PM on Jan 18th 2009 by Argyle
6. I was just thinking the same thing...
WTF???
Posted at 12:58PM on Jan 18th 2009 by NUFF-SAID!
7. It aint a party unless someone is carried out in a stretcher.
Posted at 1:00PM on Jan 18th 2009 by Hawkeye
8. i'm glad i'm not the only one that doesn't understand the story...........sounds like it might be a good story-too bad TMX fudged it all up
Posted at 1:03PM on Jan 18th 2009 by what?
9. ...Hey! all of you people that comment...How can you people be so dumb...kate moss?....her past/present with drugs???...guy leaving party in an ambulance???
what else do you need to undestand the story??? you morons!!!
Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 18th 2009 by chincho
10. I'm the juror who will convict you because you LOOK guilty. Losers !!!! Facts ? I don't need no stinkin' facts !!!
Posted at 1:19PM on Jan 18th 2009 by chincho
11. 9.
Considering I don't know who Kate Moss is, I have idea what they're talking about.
Posted at 1:52PM on Jan 18th 2009 by Resiak
12. I get the fact that the guy was at her party and probably had some damn good drugs! But I don't get the part about the skeletons and them not being people??? Anyone please feel free to fill me in!
Posted at 1:51PM on Jan 18th 2009 by Just Me
13. Kate Moss is a model....models are known best for suffering from Anorexia.....ie 2 skeletons....oh, wait they're not people....that part I get the joke...although I don't think it's all that funny. The guy strapped to the chair....yeah probably too much drugs.....but I agree TMZ you could have explained this one a little better!
Posted at 2:01PM on Jan 18th 2009 by sandie
14. thall shal not spit.............
Posted at 4:11PM on Jan 18th 2009 by 99centz
15. TMZ...fire the person that wrote this joke/story/whatever the f it's supposed to be. Skeletons=models, i get that. but they're not people? and why was dude being rolled out? and why is this a big deal?
Posted at 4:41PM on Jan 18th 2009 by OnlyInHollywood
