Ed Norton -- U Can't Touch This! 1 1/21/2009 5:10 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF Ed Norton is giving perennially-pissed off Jessica Alba a run for her money. Last night at the Creative Coalition Gala in D.C., an autograph seeker dared to touch Ed's sacred coat. Ed reacted with the F command. See Also The Incredible Hulk: 'Memba Him?!