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Suspected Sex Offender Is Luckiest Bastard Alive

1/30/2009 4:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Some dude who is accused of sexually assaulting a 4-year-old girl allegedly tried to kill himself by driving his van off a ledge in Colorado. And it almost worked...


In what has to be one of the craziest twists of fate ever, the perp's van caught a ledge -- and a search and rescue team got to the guy before karma did.

Dude went to the hospital, but as soon as he gets out, cops say he'll be immediately arrested.

Wonder if he can keep the soap from dropping too....

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Amazed    

I don't think God "saved" this man so he could face our judgement.. I believe God loves everyone and wants to give EVERYone every opportunity to make the right choices in life...He gave us all free will. It is a gift that he would never take back. Unfortunately many use their free will to harm others.. God is not going to go against his own word and take back what he has given. This man must have a plan from God, we all do..whether he (or us for that matter) ever fulfills it is entirely up to him(us). He may die a man who never accomplished anything worthwhile in life, that doesn't mean there wasn't a plan or purpose for him, he may just chose to go the other way. Then again, maybe just maybe he can find redemption and find a purpose in this world helping others just like him and in turn save many others from the fate of the little girls this man has harmed. By the way, why does God always get the credit for the bad things that happen in life? Why can't people see that there is also an enemy responsible for bad things, how about people being responsible for their own actions..I am so tired of people blaming God for the bad things humans do. God's judgement and punishment are not experienced here in this life anyway. It is his will that none perish..though because of our own misuse of our free will, many many do perish anyway.

1999 days ago
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John Edwards    

He'll wish he went a little faster in that van after he gets into prison. Open wide, then bend over.

1999 days ago
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ROCKY    

HEY Muzzles God wanted to save him cuz that dude wanted to kill himselft and things are not gonna happen the way he wants after what he did.. its gonna be worse for him if hes in jail.. cuz now a BIG BLACK DUDE may F.CK HIM in jail B4 HE die and many things else.. :) then after all that suffering he can die :p

1999 days ago
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Charity States    

it was his daughter he molested!!!!! Hes in jail now

1997 days ago
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jsstevens    

Try to kill himself...How do you figure? If he REALLY wanted to die he would have just jump out after the van caught the ledge. A weak, disgusting soul that couldn't even find the guts to really do the job right. In my view, karma did kick in, because this guy in going to suffer painfully.

1995 days ago
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jojo    

1st of all the lowest of the low is murder and 2nd of all i have a question is murdering a kid worse than molesting them?
of course it is so murder is worse and thats for the idiots that say sex offenders are the lowest. would you rather be murdered or molested? stupid people jeeesh!!!

1985 days ago
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