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Animal Sex for Valentine's Day

Posted Feb 12th 2009 2:50AM by TMZ Staff

Nothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.

A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!

For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.

So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.

Tags: Binder Park Zoo, BinderParkZoo, Michigan zoo, MichiganZoo, sex, turtles, Valentines Day, ValentinesDay, zoo

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1. WAX?

Posted at 1:25PM on Feb 12th 2009 by Juno

2. For $50 a couple can go to a zoo to get aroused by watching animals have sex? Is it just me or is this sick and twisted?

Posted at 1:27PM on Feb 12th 2009 by lil_d

3. San Francisco zoo has been doing this for years. NIce breakfast, all the champagne you can drink.

Posted at 1:32PM on Feb 12th 2009 by vorhese

4. It Don`t cost nothN U can sell off Dem babies

Posted at 1:37PM on Feb 12th 2009 by Down on THE FARM

5. Those are not turtles....they are tortoise. Get it right guys.

Posted at 1:41PM on Feb 12th 2009 by Jen

6. N or eat dem.

Posted at 1:41PM on Feb 12th 2009 by Farm XXX

7. is a tame LOT...but theys have to eat something...I`d never seen nothN till kin folk dumpedN me off on dhas farm.

Posted at 1:45PM on Feb 12th 2009 by City folks

8. TMZ...
You people seem to be more and more crass as time goes on...
Is there anyone/anything you wouldn't insult?
You'd probably sell out your own mothers if it would
make you a dollar.
Pathetic.

Posted at 10:41AM on Feb 13th 2009 by YAWN....Zzzzz

9. OMG I thought those turtles look familiar! Not really but I was at Binder Park 2 years ago and I snapped the same pic listed here on TMZ! LOL! EWE!

Posted at 1:59PM on Feb 12th 2009 by Sarah

10. This concept could work well with certain celebrities. Just put them in a fenced pen and charge money to watch them drink and bang, They do it anyway, so why not stimulate the economy a little more. Plus, you won't have to chase them off your front lawn with a garden hose as often. "Celebri-Zoorotica".

Posted at 2:16PM on Feb 12th 2009 by kan

11. Hey I have a pair of Sulcata Tortoises, and these guys will put on a show every couple of hours when the weather is warm. Here in LA, even if the weather gets into the low 70's they get busy. I never thought about selling seats to it...

Posted at 2:26PM on Feb 12th 2009 by o2manyfish

12. LMAO!!!! This is too funny......

Posted at 3:09PM on Feb 12th 2009 by MissB0507

13. Those are TORTOISES, not TURTLES.

Dumbasses.

Posted at 4:08PM on Feb 12th 2009 by Chris

14. TORTOISES, please. Not turtles.

This promo is sure to get the freaks outside for a day. Although it's still an awesome way to promote the zoo, particularly with the s***** economy.

Posted at 4:43PM on Feb 12th 2009 by DS

15. They aren't turtles or tortoises - This is Sienna Miller and Baby-Balti going at it again, thinking no one would notice.

Posted at 4:17PM on Feb 12th 2009 by kan

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