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Animal Sex for Valentine's Day

2/12/2009 4:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

ZooroticaNothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.

A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!

For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.

So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.

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DARKMAN    

WAX?

1892 days ago
2.

lil_d    

For $50 a couple can go to a zoo to get aroused by watching animals have sex? Is it just me or is this sick and twisted?

1892 days ago
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vorhese    

San Francisco zoo has been doing this for years. NIce breakfast, all the champagne you can drink.

1892 days ago
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DARKMAN    

It Don`t cost nothN U can sell off Dem babies

1892 days ago
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Jenny    

Those are not turtles....they are tortoise. Get it right guys.

1892 days ago
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Howard Robard Hughes IIV    

N or eat dem.

1892 days ago
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DARKMAN    

is a tame LOT...but theys have to eat something...I`d never seen nothN till kin folk dumpedN me off on dhas farm.

1892 days ago
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VioletteUK    

TMZ...
You people seem to be more and more crass as time goes on...
Is there anyone/anything you wouldn't insult?
You'd probably sell out your own mothers if it would
make you a dollar.
Pathetic.

1892 days ago
9.

Sarah    

OMG I thought those turtles look familiar! Not really but I was at Binder Park 2 years ago and I snapped the same pic listed here on TMZ! LOL! EWE!

1892 days ago
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kan    

This concept could work well with certain celebrities. Just put them in a fenced pen and charge money to watch them drink and bang, They do it anyway, so why not stimulate the economy a little more. Plus, you won't have to chase them off your front lawn with a garden hose as often. "Celebri-Zoorotica".

1892 days ago
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TruthSeeker    

LMAO!!!! This is too funny......

1892 days ago
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Chris    

Those are TORTOISES, not TURTLES.

Dumbasses.

1892 days ago
13.

DS    

TORTOISES, please. Not turtles.

This promo is sure to get the freaks outside for a day. Although it's still an awesome way to promote the zoo, particularly with the s***** economy.

1892 days ago
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kan    

They aren't turtles or tortoises - This is Sienna Miller and Baby-Balti going at it again, thinking no one would notice.

1892 days ago
15.

Fiz    

TORTOISES! Not turtles! Dammmmmittttttt!
If you guys are going to start talking smack on animals instead of celebrities, at least get the animal species/categories correct. You don't call Heid Montag and "actress" do you? No, because she is a duck.

1892 days ago
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