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Hook Ups2/12/2009 4:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Animal Sex for Valentine's Day

ZooroticaNothing says I love you quite like watching two turtles going at it.

A Michigan zoo is offering lovers a special Valentine's Day tour with raw, rough animal sex guaranteed. Who needs chocolate?!

For $50 a couple, the Binder Park Zoo's "Zoorotica" tour will take you through all the ins and outs of the sexual reproductive lives of animals. This is an OctoMom-free exhibit. While you must be 21 or over to watch Magilla or Ling Ling get their groove on, horny peeps can literally get a room at a special discounted "Zoorotica" rate at the local Holiday Inn.

So on February 14th, go ahead and come out of, or into, your shell.

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DARKMAN:  1096 days ago

WAX?

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lil_d:  1096 days ago

For $50 a couple can go to a zoo to get aroused by watching animals have sex? Is it just me or is this sick and twisted?

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vorhese:  1096 days ago

San Francisco zoo has been doing this for years. NIce breakfast, all the champagne you can drink.

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DARKMAN:  1096 days ago

It Don`t cost nothN U can sell off Dem babies

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Jenny:  1096 days ago

Those are not turtles....they are tortoise. Get it right guys.

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Howard Robard Hughes IIV:  1096 days ago

N or eat dem.

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DARKMAN:  1096 days ago

is a tame LOT...but theys have to eat something...I`d never seen nothN till kin folk dumpedN me off on dhas farm.

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VioletteUK:  1096 days ago

TMZ...
You people seem to be more and more crass as time goes on...
Is there anyone/anything you wouldn't insult?
You'd probably sell out your own mothers if it would
make you a dollar.
Pathetic.

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Sarah:  1096 days ago

OMG I thought those turtles look familiar! Not really but I was at Binder Park 2 years ago and I snapped the same pic listed here on TMZ! LOL! EWE!

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kan:  1096 days ago

This concept could work well with certain celebrities. Just put them in a fenced pen and charge money to watch them drink and bang, They do it anyway, so why not stimulate the economy a little more. Plus, you won't have to chase them off your front lawn with a garden hose as often. "Celebri-Zoorotica".

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TruthSeeker:  1096 days ago

LMAO!!!! This is too funny......

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Chris:  1096 days ago

Those are TORTOISES, not TURTLES.

Dumbasses.

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DS:  1096 days ago

TORTOISES, please. Not turtles.

This promo is sure to get the freaks outside for a day. Although it's still an awesome way to promote the zoo, particularly with the s***** economy.

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kan:  1096 days ago

They aren't turtles or tortoises - This is Sienna Miller and Baby-Balti going at it again, thinking no one would notice.

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Fiz:  1096 days ago

TORTOISES! Not turtles! Dammmmmittttttt!
If you guys are going to start talking smack on animals instead of celebrities, at least get the animal species/categories correct. You don't call Heid Montag and "actress" do you? No, because she is a duck.

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