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Paris Hilton: All Backed Up

2/21/2009 10:10 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Looking like a constipated "Nutcracker" ballerina, Paris Hilton and her size 11 heels emerged outside a Hollywood club.


Somebody get her an Ex-Lax on the rocks.

Paris Hilton

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bobbyozone    

hey there RussianBeauty, me and my brother darrel and my other brother darrel are saving up the $799.00 you are advertized for in the russian beauty mail order bride catalogue. you promised you are good at farm chores and don't mind 3 husbands and we kant hardly wait.

2035 days ago
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britbritisaskank    

Just imagine in ten years time the reunion that Paris and Britney and LiLo can have. Britney will be 200 pounds of sagging flesh, LiLo will be in rehab for the 15th time, and Paris will look exactly like this, only more inappropriately dressed.

2035 days ago
93.

SoCal Razzles    

What is it about this gangly woman who has knobby knees, is pigeon-toed, wonky eyed, weird lip-job, outdated hairstyle, no aspiration but to spend money, party, dress like an idiot and continually disgrace her family...that we are all so interested in?

This Hilton is a walking time bomb, lol...but don't want to be next to her when she explodes. ewwwwww

p.s. her retarded sister isn't much better.

2035 days ago
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Anita    

THAT is an expensive dress and it looks like she is wearing Gilda shoes made by Swarovsky. Paris has good taste.

2035 days ago
95.

Annie    

A HILARIOUS DESCRIPTION. YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!! LOL

2035 days ago
96.

The Judge    

Paris definitely comes here and posts positive comments about herself. I've seen the same positive comment accidentally posted twice in a row using a different first name. She seems to usually just use a girls first name... Like Wendy for example. The world has finally woken up and seen through her hype. She represents the ugly side of human nature on so many levels...

Possibly the worst human being of all time... (With certain exceptions)

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html

2035 days ago
97.

Anita    

I happen to like Paris a lot better than that stupid stuck up bird Victoria Beckham.
Hate the Bexkhams !!

2035 days ago
98.

Kay    

Who was it that visited Paris' house and said the whole thing was one big shrine to Paris? They said she had thousands of pictures of herself, even in the john. How could she not notice that she looks like some kind of water bird, with her skinny legs, big feet, and pointy nose? She even has feathers!

2035 days ago
99.

anonymous    


Paris is so UGLY!

2035 days ago
100.

800 Pound Gorilla    

Paris haters were raised by weasels.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

Baby Gorilla

2035 days ago
101.

Anita    

Paris is a darn good business woman who knows that a little controversy sells.

2035 days ago
102.

Anita    

awwwe you sad sour grapes posters weren't hugged enough as children.

so you turned into the worst human being of all times. with no exceptions.

2035 days ago
103.

Anita    

If Paris came here to post I would want her to know that I love her.

2035 days ago
104.

k    

She looks like she's made of wxax

2035 days ago
105.

al    

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -what a complete retard---- she is a laugh a minute... and she is so serious about herself..... lmfmfao

2035 days ago
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