ALERT!!!! Megan Fox -- SINGLE
The hopes, wishes, and prayers of every hetero man on Earth have finally been answered -- Megan Fox is no longer engaged to what's-his-name-who-cares-anymore.
Game on.
The hopes, wishes, and prayers of every hetero man on Earth have finally been answered -- Megan Fox is no longer engaged to what's-his-name-who-cares-anymore.
Game on.
1. Green is actually not a bad guy.
LOKI
Posted at 4:42PM on Feb 24th 2009 by LOKI
2. nice!
Posted at 4:41PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Crazy Willly
3. Why am I not surprised by this...
Posted at 4:45PM on Feb 24th 2009 by TJ
4. Yes!!!!! Hey Megan give me a call sweet thing ;) I'm first! YES!!!!!!!
Posted at 4:44PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Damn
5. I think he is hot
Posted at 4:44PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Amy
6. I would have never known who she was if it wasn't for him.
Posted at 4:45PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Amy
7. YES, She's so hot, I can't wait for her to replace mangelina in the new tomb raider. She's so hot. I knew she wouldn't stay with him, lol.
Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 24th 2009 by MEGAN FOX IS THE NEW ANGELINA
8. Like another man has a chance...
Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Rome
9. Yes Yes Yes!!!!!!!!! Not that i have a chance, hell I'm still waiting on porn flick from the chick! The hottest women I have seen in a while, is not single, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Steve
10. This was news last summer. catch up TMZ
Posted at 4:50PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Switch
11. damn she's hot but why cheer up? she's still way out of our league, Brian should be hanging somewhere by now, reached heaven and back.
ATT: (the world's non-celebrity-men)
Posted at 5:02PM on Feb 24th 2009 by fara
12. she broke off the engagement but doesn't mean she broke up with him.
Posted at 4:52PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Switch
13. Dear Megan:
I am sorry about your recent breakup. When you are feeling better, I would like you to consider me as your next boyfriend/husband/life partner/significant other.
Here's why: the media - TMZ included - will expect you to become involved with a younger guy who is better looking than me. When they see you with him, it will only serve to confirm that it is you and they will rush to photograph you.
If you become involved with me, people will leave you alone because no one would believe you would date a middle-aged bald guy.
There are other percs to dating a middle-aged bald guy. For example, I have my own place and car. I also have well over 100 channels on my cable TV hook-up.
I look forward to hearing from you about our next step. Thank you.
Posted at 4:54PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Fred
14. uhhh Brian Austin Green is hot as hell!!!!
Posted at 7:52PM on Feb 24th 2009 by heloooo
15. OMG! Harvey could have put another Octomom story in this space! What is this world coming to?
Oh, and Megan, marry me?
Posted at 4:56PM on Feb 24th 2009 by Crabby