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Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive

3/10/2009 11:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.

Chuck Norris's Birthday

Fun fact:
Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

P.S. -- he's 69 (in human years).

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progamer97    

welcome to ancient history on the web.

TMZ = officially unhip.

1871 days ago
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Dixie    

Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.

1871 days ago
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Roxy    

Chuck Noris lives in Texas because it's the only state as badass as he is.

1871 days ago
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Avanzare    

Honestly, this whole chuck norris thing. Stemmed from World of Warcraft. When 10 million people talk about anything it becomes popular. (Actually, its up to 11 million people.) Post whatever you want on the realm forums of World of Warcraft. Guarentee it becomes popular. Just like Tay Zonday, chocolate rain dude. Same thing.

1871 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

And how old is his toupee on this fine day? In his honor, I 'm going to name my culo Chuck Norris! Seems fitting.

1871 days ago
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I Love Memphis    

Happy Birthday Chuck!! Still the coolest....

1871 days ago
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bertha    

I Have it on good authority...his real name is Carlos Aguilar,he hails from so california,He was a complete geek until he became MR Karate......................A skinny little dork....Hey Carlos what's up? how's the HOOD>

1871 days ago
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Melissa    

Happy birthday Chuck!!! Cool guy, he lives here in Dallas... always waves & signs autographs.

1871 days ago
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bambam4LSU    

the man is what 70 and CAN KICK YOUR AZZ!! HAHAHA and mine too..

1871 days ago
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the pep    

I never really got the Chuck Norris jokes.

1871 days ago
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Juliette    

i have been a Chuck Norris fan since the beinning. He came to Seattle to see Bruce Lee compete and I as able to meet him. He's a wonderful person with a great personalily and he's just like you see him in interviews. I for one, have enjoyed watching his career and wish he had gone into politics. He has some great views. Happy Birthday Mr. Norrs.

1871 days ago
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that bell girl    

Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection..... there were no survivors!!!

1871 days ago
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??    

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

1871 days ago
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buzzbomber    

I used to work out at the same gym with him. And I got to say for a badass he has one of the smallest penises I have ever seen on a grown man. I'm not gay but did grab a peek in the shower room.

1871 days ago
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MAP    

OMG!! It's funny that we have the same B-Day but at the same time scary! Well Happy B-Day to you too Chuck :)

1871 days ago
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