Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive
Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity. 
Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.
P.S. -- he's 69 (in human years).
Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 4) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. welcome to ancient history on the web.
TMZ = officially unhip.
Posted at 10:55AM on Mar 10th 2009 by muley
2. I heard there's another fist under his beard...
Posted at 10:56AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Sono
3. Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.
Posted at 11:00AM on Mar 10th 2009 by SugarCookie
4. Chuck Noris lives in Texas because it's the only state as badass as he is.
Posted at 11:02AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Texas
5. Honestly, this whole chuck norris thing. Stemmed from World of Warcraft. When 10 million people talk about anything it becomes popular. (Actually, its up to 11 million people.) Post whatever you want on the realm forums of World of Warcraft. Guarentee it becomes popular. Just like Tay Zonday, chocolate rain dude. Same thing.
Posted at 11:04AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Avanzare
6. And how old is his toupee on this fine day? In his honor, I 'm going to name my culo Chuck Norris! Seems fitting.
Posted at 11:08AM on Mar 10th 2009 by ?
7. Happy Birthday Chuck!! Still the coolest....
Posted at 11:08AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Elvis
8. I Have it on good authority...his real name is Carlos Aguilar,he hails from so california,He was a complete geek until he became MR Karate......................A skinny little dork....Hey Carlos what's up? how's the HOOD>
Posted at 11:11AM on Mar 10th 2009 by bertha
9. Happy birthday Chuck!!! Cool guy, he lives here in Dallas... always waves & signs autographs.
Posted at 11:48AM on Mar 10th 2009 by Melissa R
10. Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes, he puts a picture of himself in attack position, along with his blank w2s an sends it to the IRS.
and Avanzare QQ MORE NOOB
Posted at 11:17AM on Mar 10th 2009 by bobby
11. the man is what 70 and CAN KICK YOUR AZZ!! HAHAHA and mine too..
Posted at 11:20AM on Mar 10th 2009 by mac daddy
12. Chuck Norris is the only guy who can divide by 0
Posted at 11:19AM on Mar 10th 2009 by ZOSO
13. GO CHUCK!!!!
Fun Fact: Chuck got into a staring contest with the sun.... and won!
Posted at 11:19AM on Mar 10th 2009 by NaNay
14. I never really got the Chuck Norris jokes.
Posted at 11:21AM on Mar 10th 2009 by thepep
15. i have been a Chuck Norris fan since the beinning. He came to Seattle to see Bruce Lee compete and I as able to meet him. He's a wonderful person with a great personalily and he's just like you see him in interviews. I for one, have enjoyed watching his career and wish he had gone into politics. He has some great views. Happy Birthday Mr. Norrs.
Posted at 12:02PM on Mar 10th 2009 by Lady Juliette
