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Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive

3/10/2009 11:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.

Chuck Norris's Birthday

Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

P.S. -- he's 69 (in human years).

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progamer97:  1070 days ago

welcome to ancient history on the web.

TMZ = officially unhip.

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Dixie:  1070 days ago

Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.

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Roxy:  1070 days ago

Chuck Noris lives in Texas because it's the only state as badass as he is.

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Avanzare:  1070 days ago

Honestly, this whole chuck norris thing. Stemmed from World of Warcraft. When 10 million people talk about anything it becomes popular. (Actually, its up to 11 million people.) Post whatever you want on the realm forums of World of Warcraft. Guarentee it becomes popular. Just like Tay Zonday, chocolate rain dude. Same thing.

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Party 'till you die!:  1070 days ago

And how old is his toupee on this fine day? In his honor, I 'm going to name my culo Chuck Norris! Seems fitting.

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I Love Memphis:  1070 days ago

Happy Birthday Chuck!! Still the coolest....

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bertha:  1070 days ago

I Have it on good authority...his real name is Carlos Aguilar,he hails from so california,He was a complete geek until he became MR Karate......................A skinny little dork....Hey Carlos what's up? how's the HOOD>

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Melissa:  1070 days ago

Happy birthday Chuck!!! Cool guy, he lives here in Dallas... always waves & signs autographs.

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bambam4LSU:  1070 days ago

the man is what 70 and CAN KICK YOUR AZZ!! HAHAHA and mine too..

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the pep:  1070 days ago

I never really got the Chuck Norris jokes.

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Juliette:  1070 days ago

i have been a Chuck Norris fan since the beinning. He came to Seattle to see Bruce Lee compete and I as able to meet him. He's a wonderful person with a great personalily and he's just like you see him in interviews. I for one, have enjoyed watching his career and wish he had gone into politics. He has some great views. Happy Birthday Mr. Norrs.

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that bell girl:  1070 days ago

Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection..... there were no survivors!!!

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??:  1070 days ago

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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buzzbomber:  1070 days ago

I used to work out at the same gym with him. And I got to say for a badass he has one of the smallest penises I have ever seen on a grown man. I'm not gay but did grab a peek in the shower room.

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MAP:  1070 days ago

OMG!! It's funny that we have the same B-Day but at the same time scary! Well Happy B-Day to you too Chuck :)

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