Jonas Bros. Binge on Coke and Fast Food

Hold on to your purity rings, because members of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Nick and Joe Jonas, were caught putting bad stuff into their bodies: Fast food!

Jonas Bros

For their penance, the Jonai will have to listen to their music and go one day without skinny jeans.



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1. Their Christian is all Green, brother. They'd be Buddist if it paid better.

Posted at 2:48PM on Mar 12th 2009 by greasy

2. the South Park episode last night was great ripping these kids as well as Disney. Give them another year till nobody pays much attention to them. They're basically the new Hanson.

Posted at 2:48PM on Mar 12th 2009 by matt

3. "The Jonai" - I like it, lol.

Posted at 2:50PM on Mar 12th 2009 by Schlomo

4. Wazza matter TMZ no "Beat her down brown" posting for 30 minutes you're slipping

Posted at 2:54PM on Mar 12th 2009 by harvey is an idiot

5. "the South Park episode last night was great ripping these kids as well as Disney"

What a moron. It was great because it ripped kids?

Would you rather them be sluts?

Posted at 2:54PM on Mar 12th 2009 by Tim

6. *gasp* They are cheating on Burger King! (BK is sponsoring their World Tour)

Posted at 2:56PM on Mar 12th 2009 by MiscElaineous

7. Atleast their not beating on women like CHRIS CLOWN! CHRIS CLOWN was up for best Punch and Choke hold while drinving Award I hope he wins. Either way he will Beat a Hit out of Rihanna! I say good for you Jonas bros. live la vida loca and eat some Mcdeez . We might see them in a Double Mint commercial next! CHRIS CLOWN is IKE TURNER.

Posted at 2:57PM on Mar 12th 2009 by Fyuk Yiu

8. Nice to see some clean cut men for once!


Tired of seeing and reading all the Brutas "Gay" Brown crap.


Nothing better than a coke and a smile!

Posted at 2:59PM on Mar 12th 2009 by lls

9. #4,

no it was great how they made fun of them. It was a bigger diss on Disney with Mickey being a bad ass and calling the shots. and the lyrics to the songs they had them sing were funny. But still, every few years you get the group of brothers that sing cheesy songs for 13 yr old girls. Mid to late 90s had Hanson, mid to late 00's have Jonas Brothers. Once their time is up there will be a new group to make 12 yr old girl's vagins tingle.

Posted at 3:03PM on Mar 12th 2009 by matt

10. The South Park was funny and lighten up Tim. I don't think we would rather they be sluts, but remember Britney and Jessica? Thrown out there as "virginal" to attract one audience then, went skanky when the old image was of no use anymore. South Park is a much smarter show that cuts much deeper than most people are willing to admit. In fact they even defended Britney in one episode. They don't simply make fun of people just for the sake of doing so all the time. There is usually a social commentary that lies within. And those that can't see it, do tend to enjoy a lot of music by many of the aforementioned artists.

Posted at 3:08PM on Mar 12th 2009 by dmaninsac

11. All three of them could tackle a hamburger every now and then.
They are too damned skinny.

Daddy likes meat on them bones.

Posted at 5:43PM on Mar 12th 2009 by John B.

12. theyre actually people...my God
go eat some mcdonalds

there usic isnt that bad

as kanye's is....

but lol i dont htink joe jonas would last a day with out his skinny jeans



nick jonas is cute and hes maturing

Posted at 3:13PM on Mar 12th 2009 by gabby

13. Good...those skinny jeans are NASTY!!!

Posted at 3:17PM on Mar 12th 2009 by Mel

14. Tim:

It was great because it was honest. Funny as well but, very honest. The poster may not have expressed himself the way he meant to, but I saw it as well and it was a rip to Disney. I bet they were cringing watching the show too. What a joke these boys are anyway. Purity rings, and I have a bridge to sell ya!

Besides, they will 'get caught stuffing something into their bodies ' but it won't be food!

Posted at 3:21PM on Mar 12th 2009 by Just Jack

15. THey are so phony. After what they did to that Stevie Wonder song in his presence, they shouldn't eb allowed to perform in public. Talentless Jack Offs

Posted at 3:32PM on Mar 12th 2009 by sled dog

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