Gloria Estefan -- Miami Spy Machine

We all know the rhythm is gonna get you, but if the CIA had their way, it'd be Gloria Estefan coming for ya instead.

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Looking the part in a black trench coat and dark sunglasses, Gloria confirmed the CIA wanted to recruit her back in the day -- and said "encrypted messages" may be hidden in her songs.

We'll never listen to "Conga" the same way again.