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Bob Dylan -- Tangled Up in Poo

3/17/2009 10:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Malibu residents are in a funk over a portable toilet on Bob Dylan's property -- saying the moveable crapper is releasing toxic fumes that are seriously hot boxing the community.

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Residents say their complaints to Dylan about his dumper -- which is said to be mainly used by his security guards -- have gone unheard for about six months, and one couple has even installed five industrial-sized fans on their property to keep the stink away, according to the L.A. Times.

The stench is so potent, people say it's making them sick -- but it appears that Bob just doesn't give a crap.

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ROTTWEILER    

SANITARY UNITS ARE VERY STINKY IF THEY ARE USED FREQUENTLY AND GO UNSERVICED. I HAVE HAD MANY CONSTRUCTION "EVENTS" OF WHICH I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN VERY RESPECTFULY OF MY NEIGHBOORS. IT GETS PARTICULARLY STENCH-LIKE IF THE TEMPERATURE IS HOT (IE SUMMER MONTHS) AND IF THEY SKIP YOUR SERVICING. THE NEIGHBORS NO DOUBT ARE CATCHING THE STENCH AND HE SHOULD ALSO BE SENSITIVE TO HIS NEIGHBORS, AFTER ALL THEY DIDN'T PAY MILLIONS TO LIVE IN A DUMP, A STINK FILLED ONE AT THAT.

I AM WITH THE PERSON WHO SAYS HIS SECURITY DESERVE A DEDICATED TOILET, HE STINKS FOR NOT PROVIDING HIS EMPLOYEES A DECENT PLACE TO COP A POOP WITH A CRAPPY TABLOID TO FILL THE VOID.

2047 days ago
32.

PolarBear    

NO NO NO, it wasn't me, babe, it wasn't me who let that one go......

2047 days ago
33.

to little    

BFD the only way they smell bad is if they aren't cleaned out once a week. if that the case then you have a valid complaint. Other then that you must have a huge nose or just down right nosey if you can smell a porta potty from across the street.. Sounds like to me there is just one neighbor who is over reacting and will complain about anything. And to think those fans would do anything if there was a odor is just as absurd as the people complaining

2047 days ago
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ROTTWEILER    

NUMBER 28 IS ASSUMING THAT HE IS HIRING MEXICANS FOR SECURITY. ANOTHER GROSS STATEMENT OF WHICH YOU HAVE NO IDEA, SIMPLY BECAUSE THE MAJORITY EXISTS IN ABUNDANCE IN CALIFORNIA DOES NOT MEAN THAT THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN NOR CAUCASIAN, ASIAN OR RUSSIAN IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR WORK. DON'T GENERALIZE BUT YOU ARE RIGHT HE IS A BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL OF THAT YOU CAN BE SURE.

2047 days ago
35.

billyboyhere    

So you, Joan Baez, Pete Seeger and other peace queer types, all sitting around on your obscenely rich property, writing songs for the rest of us to hate the rich and love the poor?

Freaking liars and shills for the MAN, the whole lot of you early Folk singers...sold out, every freaking one of you...aint a one of you "lived the dream"...you took the money and ran, and shoved it up the rest of our butt holes like a true socialist leader would do.

This same group are not anti racial but have a hatred beyond belief for those in the upper Class---guess they are now the enemy.

These 3 bash their Country yet never served it. Shame on the whole bunch of them. Crapping indoors and making the "little people" crap outside.

Dylan you've been "exposed".

2047 days ago
36.

R.Zimmerman    

Maybe he has his score of bast**d offspring and the breeders that spawned them living down at the edge of the property, and, therefore, they need the Port A Potty. I mean, it's not like he's gonna let them all in the big house. LOL

ON a serious note, Bob's life-long tendency toward shabby, often puke-prompting personal behavior is completely open to criticism. However, for those of you pigs who have posted various anti-Semitic slurs here, please go f**k yourselves. That kind of s**t has no sane place in any discussion.

2047 days ago
37.

bosco    

THESE PEOPLE NEED TO GET A GRIP.THE DUDE HAS THIS THING CLEANED EVERY WEEK.THE LADY WRITING THIS COMPLAINT IS NOT EVEN HONEST IN HER COMPLAINT,IT IS THE CHEMICALS SHE IS DOES NOT LIKE.SHE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE IN A BIG WAY.NUMBER 38 YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A BIG JERKOFF.WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TOO YOU PUS/Y? I HAVE BEEN TO DYLANS PLACE IN MALIBU AND SOME OF HIS OTHER HOUSES AND THEY ARE FAR FROM NASTY.THE PEOPLE OF MALIBU ARE SOME OF THE SNOBBIEST IN THE COUNTRY AND CARE ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES.LEAVE BOB ALONE AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR LIFE AND BY READING THESE ENTRIES MOST OF YOU NEED MENTAL HELP THAT SHOULD TAKE SOME TIME INSTEAD OF SHOWING HOW SHALLOW YOU ARE.SO IN CLOSING ALL OF YOU CAN GO F//K YOURSELVES AND WORRY ABOUT THINGS IN LIFE THAT MATTER.

2047 days ago
38.

Henrik    

Here you have some alternative song titles for mr Dylan, regarding his smelly issues. Some of the are 'swenglish', combined swedish / english, but some of them will make sence. Hold the mouse cursor over the title to see the original title. :-)

http://www.flyingface.com/blog/rolig/the-assential-bob-dylan/

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