A man claiming to be "the real OctoDad" surfaced outside the circus that is Nadya Suleman's home carrying a turkey baster and three test tubes filled with white liquid. Did someone order takeout?!
Turns out the guy is rapper Smooth E -- who has parodied everyone from Lilo to Sanjaya -- and he was just jumping on the Octotrain and trying to promote his song about America's favorite mother of fourteen.
While you don't need a baster, we're pretty sure this media whore will accept donations.