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Octomom Offered Free Porn Star Nannies

3/23/2009 7:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Just try to imagine Octomom Nadya Suleman's kids doing Gerber body shots off porn stars -- and you have Vivid Entertainment's new million dollar offer for an Octo reality show.

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In a letter sent to Nadya, Vivid is offering her seven figures, free health insurance for one year and a bus big enough for the family if she agrees to do a reality show for them. The catch? All her nannies have to be porn stars and she has to appear semi-nude in a XXX flick.

We're pretty sure she'll say no -- but Octo just said she fired her Angels in Waiting nannies, so who knows?

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91.

Jesus juice    

I hear you #92...I can imagine Phil saying to Octopuss....."Now Nadya, I think the audience wants to know that you "get it"...that you have made some bad decisions since the babies have come home.....right? right?" And she'll say...."ok...absolutely...I want my babies safe...safe, yeah that's it..because I am a safe mother who would stop my life for my children. I can give them what other salfish parents cannot give...a hug." "The AIW people just were not a good fit because they don't like me because I am single." YEP!! Can HEAR it now!! Then Phil will go on about everyone should give this loving mother another chance because she admits that "she gets it"...and you are right...he'll come up with "other opportunites" for her. LMAO!!!

1937 days ago
92.

PLEASE    

She is so selfish to have her mom lose two houses her own mother left her own house to stay with a friend to have piece and the kids trashed it. Then she gets a nice new house with a renovation free and probably left her moms house a wreck with trash when she left. She treats her mother bad and uses her after all she has done for hr. I tell ya Nadya's mother needs to win Mother of the year for having to put up with her daughter and take care of her and her kids with every last dollar. I bet her mom was feeding to much to AIW and talking about the truth and Nadya didn't like it and putting a stop to AIW being there and trying to keep her mom away from them. Her mom could be a problem for her but she is just telling the truth.

1937 days ago
93.

donedonedone    

How does CCPS taking those babies out of harm's way actually work? What is the process and how long, or rather how fast, can it be put into motion?

They've got four that are still safe.
How do they get the other four out of that ATM machine and into caring adoptive homes?

Pimping your own 8 babies. Possibly to a porn studio.
Now we've seen everything...........
And how soon can the state look into fraudulent use of 10 years of disability and student loans?

No one with a decade long back disability totes around six kids. Didn't anyone over at disability ever check on this? And why haven't they done so since it came out?
How were all these in vitros and cosmetic surgery paid for, if not by the tax-payers?
And that is not even counting the millions in birth costs.
Something is not right here moneywise.
You can't have 6 kids, 5 invitros and a reconfigured face on $16,500 a year. Where did the rest which must have had to been double at least come from?
she hasn't worked in more than ten years. And no one in her family had that much money.

-gala1

1937 days ago
94.

jaye    

This woman needs to be Baker Act, she is loony and a threat to the children's well being. Who the heck is going to take care of 14 kids if she fired the FREE, better than you'll ever get, nurses? This woman is a fame whore and needs to be stopped. Apparently she thinks any kind of publicity is good.

1937 days ago
95.

hahahaha!    

I'm actually excited that I had NO IDEA 2 more babies had been released to this kook.... I feel bad for the kids but I'm thinking it also shows that most of us are growing very tired, very quickly of this scam artists fiasco. Who knows by the time the last two are realeased there may be no paps, no news coverage, no reality deal,..... no PORN deal! Ahhh it may be a good year yet ;)

1937 days ago
96.

hahahaha!    

I am so sick of everyone looking at Bipolar as an excuse to be reckless , rude and irresponsible. This woman was sane enough to plan, pay and scam for disability, injury , plastic surgery, and insane invetro .. you don't get it both ways.. it's not Bipolar and there is no excuse for her behavior.

1937 days ago
97.

Back Off!    

Have you heard about the Octomom"s Breakfast?
8 Eggs
No Sausage and the table next to her pays for it!

1937 days ago
98.

Octo-puppy    

that woman has some serious mental problems. i hope they take ALL of her kids away and put her ass in the LOONEY BIN

1937 days ago
99.

Kitty    

Bipolar is not an excuse for being a bad mother and I'm sick of seeing people say that. My grandmother was an amazing woman and raised her kids very well despite suffering from bipolar. What I remember of her is all good and my mother and uncles have tons of nice things to say about her as a GOOD parent, despite her problem. What this is with octomom is flat out bad parenting, so quit trying to blame it on a disorder that no one is even certain she has.

1937 days ago
100.

Sue Wong    

It's really stupid to fire "free" nannies but she might be smart. These people could be eavesdropping on her life and reporting it later. I wouldn't want them underfoot if I were her. It's like having Child Protective Services living in your house. However, the ones she hire could also do the same thing. She could get them at a cheaper cost than $135,000 a month I think though. Hell, she must've made a couple million to do this. She's got a mind of her own and she GETS what she WANTS!!

1937 days ago
101.

puhllleeez    

OctoHag should never be in a porn movie for the simple fact that with certain, um, "acts" the pressure coming from her lips (ah, I mean suctioning) could cause them to explode silicone or collagen all over the place. Just sayin'.

1937 days ago
102.

trish    

UMM #107
WTF does those people have to do with this story? You might reply something to the effect that all things aren't true, but buddy Octochit is a true sad story, for her(SICKO) and the children(GOD BLESS). Please go post your idiotic responses on their thread. THIS woman is in serious need of physological help, please don't waste your time here.

1937 days ago
103.

COLONEL KERNEL    

Well, When OCTOMOM realizes that she's not getting any OCTOSLEEP because all of her OCTOSKIDMARKS wont stop crying then and only then will she realize that she is in OCTOHELL.. DUMBEST JACKASS I'VE SEEN IN QUITE A LONG TIME. WHO FIRES FREE NANNIES? These kids are going to grow up as the dirty,smelly kids who eat their own boogers and don't know how to wipe their own asses.. because no one person can possibly divide therir time appropriately to raise and nurture growing people. WAY TO GO A$$HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

1937 days ago
104.

,    

She fired the nannies so she can go blow 1K again on Mac Makeup!

1937 days ago
105.

Donna    

Why would anyone pay money to see this cow's body? Can you imagine the stretch marks?

1937 days ago
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