Nick Cannon claims he's getting Mariah Carey a "bald eagle" for her 40th birthday -- which means he's either locking down an endangered species ... or a razor for his no-no zone. 
He's so smooth.
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsHe is so lame! Why is he still considered someone worth mentioning? I don't get it.
SMH
Do your thing Nick, I love it. Atleast he's not beating on woment like CHRIS CLOWN! Nick is doing what a Real Man does and that's take care of his lady. Get the Eagle Nick and may it's wings soar! TMZ Rules! TNOK
Nick would have given Mariah a half-decent COMEDY routine.......but it was just too DIFFICULT for him.
Nick "the MYTH dispeller" Cannon, noted for his chronic case of pre-mature ejaculation, gives new meaning to "Wild N' Out".
Russell Simmons, shown here as the "HAPPIEST man alive", after leaving the biggest beast of all times, KIMORA.
Nick loves to hang with Russell cuz Simmons is so STUPID, he gets SOME of Cannon's jokes.
Nick is very irritating. Not funny. What does Mariah see in him? She's gonna make him rich and she'll become poor.
TMZ for your information the bald eagle was just taken off the endangered list.
Mariah requested the PUBIC SHAVE, not for appearance, but maybe then she could FEEL it when he put it in.
Nick Cannon, Jack Black, Will Ferrall and Raine Wilson are gonna hold a comedy MARATHON. First one to make an audience member laugh wins. NOTE TO AUDIENCE: Bring sleeping bags.
Nick is so stupid, when asked on a TODAY SHOW interview what he thought his I.Q. was he said, "20/20"
Frigid Mariah and Nick are truly the PERFECT MATCH, Mariah can do her nails while Nick's INNIE goes to town for 5 seconds.

















