Nick Cannon Goes "Bald Eagle" for Mariah
Nick Cannon claims he's getting Mariah Carey a "bald eagle" for her 40th birthday -- which means he's either locking down an endangered species ... or a razor for his no-no zone. 
He's so smooth.
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Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. I think I'm first!
Posted at 12:03PM on Mar 24th 2009 by wow
2. He is so lame! Why is he still considered someone worth mentioning? I don't get it.
SMH
Posted at 12:06PM on Mar 24th 2009 by SMH
3. TMI!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 12:08PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Lucy
4. Do your thing Nick, I love it. Atleast he's not beating on woment like CHRIS CLOWN! Nick is doing what a Real Man does and that's take care of his lady. Get the Eagle Nick and may it's wings soar! TMZ Rules! TNOK
Posted at 12:13PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Fyuk Yiu
5. Nick would have given Mariah a half-decent COMEDY routine.......but it was just too DIFFICULT for him.
Posted at 12:22PM on Mar 24th 2009 by big_ghoti
6. Nick "the MYTH dispeller" Cannon, noted for his chronic case of pre-mature ejaculation, gives new meaning to "Wild N' Out".
Posted at 12:26PM on Mar 24th 2009 by big_ghoti
7. Russell Simmons, shown here as the "HAPPIEST man alive", after leaving the biggest beast of all times, KIMORA.
Posted at 12:29PM on Mar 24th 2009 by big_ghoti
8. Nick loves to hang with Russell cuz Simmons is so STUPID, he gets SOME of Cannon's jokes.
Posted at 12:32PM on Mar 24th 2009 by big_ghoti
9. Nick is very irritating. Not funny. What does Mariah see in him? She's gonna make him rich and she'll become poor.
Posted at 12:33PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Ms. X
10. TMZ for your information the bald eagle was just taken off the endangered list.
Posted at 12:35PM on Mar 24th 2009 by Nanc
11. Mariah requested the PUBIC SHAVE, not for appearance, but maybe then she could FEEL it when he put it in.
Posted at 12:34PM on Mar 24th 2009 by big_ghoti
12. Nick Cannon, Jack Black, Will Ferrall and Raine Wilson are gonna hold a comedy MARATHON. First one to make an audience member laugh wins. NOTE TO AUDIENCE: Bring sleeping bags.
Posted at 12:38PM on Mar 24th 2009 by big_ghoti
13. Nick is so stupid, when asked on a TODAY SHOW interview what he thought his I.Q. was he said, "20/20"
Posted at 12:40PM on Mar 24th 2009 by big_ghoti
14. Classy...
Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 24th 2009 by LL
15. Frigid Mariah and Nick are truly the PERFECT MATCH, Mariah can do her nails while Nick's INNIE goes to town for 5 seconds.
Posted at 12:44PM on Mar 24th 2009 by big_ghoti
