'Crank' Car Wash -- The Breast Show in Town 1 4/16/2009 2:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF Sure, having a bunch of model-caliber chicks strap on teeny tiny "Crank" bikinis and sexily wash cars is shameless promotion for Jason Statham's upcoming movie -- but who cares? Shameless has never looked hotter. You know you wanna watch. See Also Boob Barker -- Come On Down!!!!