Hugh Jackman, The Sexiest Man on Earth, took his family to the Happiest Place on it yesterday -- where Wolverine found a fan in Winnie the Pooh. Stranger alliances have happened.
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(Page 1 of 1)Okay so what, the guy is a family man, has a ton of money, is handsome, famous, well built, can act, sing and dance, has a beautiful wife and can pick most any role he wants, has people drooling all over him but let me tell you what he does not have.
He does not have a nice hat.
M-Hi Honey, are you home?
F-I am leaving you.
M-Why, whatâs wrong, lets talk about this.
F-There is noting you can say to change my mind, I am in love with Hugh Jackman
M-But we are married
F-I filed for divorce today, the papers are no the table
M-This is unbelievable, How long have you been seeing him
F-We have never met but I want to give us a chance
M-Are you crazy, he has a family,
F-I know, it must sound crazy
M-Sound Crazy, have you have lost your damn mind, you want to leave me for someone you have never met and most likely never will meet.
F-If I don't meet him I might find someone that resembles him from a distance or perhaps has one of his many talents.
M -I am going to tell you something I have never shared with you, years ago, I was in the chorus in a high school play and was on stage three times not counting the curtain call so needless to say, I have done a little singing and dancing. I never told you because I thought you might judge me.
M-Your serious, you have lost your mind, did you know he wears a gangster hat, not a baseball cap, I mean an ugly early, 1940s fast talking gangster movie fedora that I did not even know they made anymore.
Silence
M-Okay, you win, I will get a hat, would you like to go with me to look at fedoras?
M- honey
F-click
Monica Lewinsky's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife for President:
I can't believe I was there all day and didn't see him! Argh!
I think Hugh is an incredible man. He's definately God's Gift to Women. He can sing, dance, act, takes care and loves his family. He's absolutely gorgeous, physically fit. I don't think there's anything that man is not capable of doing. As far as the hat, I think he totally pulls it off. It may not look good on just anyone, but on him it looks so sexxy!! THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THAT MAN!!
that man is a dam GOD!! even pooh sems to be impresed with his sexiness

















